Opening a can of whoop-ass

(Verb) The act of unleashing a beat-down upon a human being

The drunk dumbfuck wouldn't stop talking shit, so I began by opening a can of whoop-ass on him; now he's being treated for a broken jaw.

by HurricaneLayne December 30, 2009

opening theory

n.-A chess term for the strategy employed in the first couple moves (opening) of a chess game. Nonsense if you want to have fun.

Haven't you studied your opening theory?
Shut up.

by raskolnikov, PhD. April 12, 2007

Opening the Dill Door

Having rectal relations with a man!

Cole "Hey there hot stuff!"
Erantz "My dilldoor is open and gaping!"
Cole "So you're Opening the Dill Door?"

by Sam and Greg December 4, 2006

opening up a can of whoop ass

To unleash fury and anger, in the form of whooping ass

When Tom found out his friend Bill was nailing his girl, he solved the issue by opening up a can of whoop ass on Bill.

by EatingTacosRightNow April 13, 2016

opening the advent calendar

A nickname for masturbation during DDD.

Hey man, it's day 3 of DDD, I'm opening the advent calendar, gonna bust it.

by peepee poopoo shoe December 2, 2019

Oenis

Don't know what it means other than it's a typo of penis.

"Oenis."
"Thanks."
"No problem, enjoy your oenis."
"wut"

by orcabeau February 24, 2022

vaginal opening

The rim of a girls/womans pussy hole

Oi, guess what i licked my girls friends vaginal opening.

by Robert f-g January 24, 2004