opening the advent calendar

A nickname for masturbation during DDD.

Hey man, it's day 3 of DDD, I'm opening the advent calendar, gonna bust it.

by peepee poopoo shoe December 2, 2019

co-opetition

1. the act of helping a rival in order to benefit yourself

2. chosing to help a rival for personal gain

3. more "race talk" drivel from NASCAR announcers

"With 20 laps to go, looks like we're going to start seeing some co-opetition."

by CrAzYBiTcH May 1, 2005

vaginal opening

The rim of a girls/womans pussy hole

Oi, guess what i licked my girls friends vaginal opening.

by Robert f-g January 24, 2004

Opening a Can of Bruce Lee

A term for someone who is going to kick someone's ass so hard it is indescribable without a person with whom is all powerful.
Copyright of EPrime and NOT CloudAsylum. Too bad, Cloud ^_^

"Dude that guy just stole my girl, I'm gonna be opening a can of Bruce Lee on him!"

by EPrimeTV August 30, 2013

openminded

A girlfriend/prostitute/escort who provides services beyond oral and conventional sex: GFE, greek, russian, BBBJ, DFK
Openminded and All inclusive are synonyms.

Monique is such an openminded slut, she let me cum in all three holes last night!

by terran2 June 22, 2011

opening

Bizarre slang for a girl's private parts.

"HEY GIRL!"
"Uhhh... What?"
"I give ya twenty if ya show me yah opening?"

by Alex Quantashassle June 1, 2005

Opening the Umbrella

The act of masturbating under your blankets. "Opening the Umbrella" refers to the similar movements and look of someone opening an umbrella.

1. Jim: Dude, I just caught Billy opening the umbrella in his bed!

2. Earl: Oh! What are you doing there?

Steve: Nothing. Just opening an umbrella under here.

by Ol' CB August 5, 2010