ONAN

Stands for One Network America News network. Sometimes mistakenly referred to OAN, ONAN is a small-time, mom's basement "news" operation. Shows are typically hosted by distended colons and strung-out gap-toothed cam girls. Owned by Gil "Red" Herring, their only real claim to fame is the manufacture and marketing of matching sets of presidential knee pads and butt snorkels.

"Did you see that 'reporter' from ONAN at the federal conronavirus briefing? What do you think will happen first--she finally gets her adult teeth, or she promotes out of fifth grade this year?"

by ToddUncommon April 7, 2020

onnat

Onnat means “on that”. Lost of people in the NJ/NY area use it on a daily basis and is usually used in text messages and conversations.

“Don’t worry about the bill, I gotchu onnat”
“I ain’t know you were onnat type of stuf bro”

by kingkb4 January 7, 2019

Onanism

Colloquially it is a synonym, but technically the "Sin of Onan" for which it is named for is actually an instance of coitus interruptus.

"Onanism -- it's a hands-on job"

-Ghost, ENTER THE MATRIX

by Jay Jay Ron March 20, 2008

onna otaku

Japanese term meaning, "she-geek". Normally used to describe girls that go no where without their Nintendo DS, taking care of their virtual dogs, or playing on a computer constantly or obsessively reading manga and anime. (Normally yaoi.)

Oh wow, she's so nerdy, she must be an onna otaku.

by rawryalawl June 24, 2006

Oana

A Oana is an amazing person with a huge booty and an awesome personality. She will steal your man so watch out ;) Oanas are often seen walking in herds with other Oanas💕

Yo Oana, wanna bang 2night?

by OanaBeee September 26, 2018

Shua Ohana

A retarded douche bag

I saw a Shua Ohana and he was growling.

by Theboss123 December 17, 2012

Ohana

Ohana means gang gang, gang gang means nobody gets yeeted.

Jake is Ohana
You're my Ohana

by the_kin March 17, 2019