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Dick on the Flow

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When you're just hanging out with people and you haven't really done a whole lot in the day, but you're still hanging out with your friends and maybe some girls.
Yo there aren't any parties tonight so I guess I'm just gonna put my dick on the flow
by StraightChessingIt December 24, 2009
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dick on the side

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same as chic on the side except with d
girl, how's your dick on the side?
he done me good last night!
by strawberrymom October 9, 2016
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Dick on the pedestal

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Putting your dick on the pedestal is to operate in such a manner that you make women work for your dick instead of just giving it away.

The opposite of pussy whipped~

Also referred to as operation D.O.P.

I.e. instead of being pussy whipped, take back your manhood and put your dick back on the pedestal. Make your next girl earn her next big O.
Dick on the pedestal, adjective used to describe tactics that make girls work for your dick. The opposite of being whipped.

Operation D.O.P. Is a success, Iv got several friends with benefits now that Im making these girls work for it.

I put my dick back on the pedestal and now my girlfriend finally understands how valuable this dick is too her... she cleaned the house and gave me a blowjob this week.

Ever since I started applying operation D.O.P. Tactics my DMs have been poppin’
by Peacepuff December 12, 2021
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Dick on the glass level

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When you’re so comfortable with someone that anything is fair game to talk about or act
Well I told you about my ass cheeks because we’re on that dick on the glass level
by Elizabeth1008 June 10, 2023
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A funnier and more extreme version of "By the skin of my teeth". Emphasizing a very close shave or a very narrow escape from danger.
"Phew, that was close. I literally survived that by the foreskin on my dick."
by ThDnMv June 14, 2023
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Something said when you pwn someone so badly that you need to use a graphic blowjob metaphor.
Dear Lakers,

The way you're on my dick must really hurt your knees.

Love, the Pistons
by Mike Fellatio July 2, 2004
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