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OMFGBS. Sandor's spanking it in the washroom again.
by Jeebus May 13, 2003
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OMFS

An acronym for "oh my fucking stars", OMFS is commonly uttered by buttpirates, furfaggots, and neckbearded basement-dwellers to express surprise.

The neckbearded may also use "OMFS" as an acronym for "oh my fucking science" or "oh my fucking Satan" because "stars" are perceived as insufficiently secular, despite the fact that neckbeards believe that our molecules came from exploding stars, and that monkeys and fish fucked each other to create yo bitchass.

Although "OMFS" is generally used to express surprise, atheists also use it to express their hatred of christfags and our lord and savior, Jesus Christ. Of Nazareth.

Yes, that Jesus Christ.
OMFS! Let's have teh gay buttsects!

OMFS! Did you see that furry's throbbing, black furcock?!

OMFS! Dawkins damn it.
by Cockfuck McGhee October 25, 2010
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Related Words
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OMSBJ

Short Type for "Oh my Sweet Baby Jesus" for those sex deprived melodramatic bible thumper's who refuse to say FUCK.
Bible Thumper: "OMSBJ, guess what Ann did!"

Jen: "Fuck off Bible Thumper!"
by KPHOTO88 December 16, 2011
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OMFS

"OMS" "On My Soul" OMFS" On My Fuckin Soul" Another word for putting something on your soul. You dead ass tho, so you gotta put that "fuckin" in there, cuz you serious.
Me: I'm breakin up with you
Bae: Riiiight
Me: OMFS, I'm breakin up with yo dumb ass, TF
by IIPFFTII May 21, 2016
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omfgbawlz

Oh my fucking balls.
Used when expressing shock towards something uncalled for.
Pronounced like...
Om-fuh-guh-Bawlz
Girl #1=Ewwwwww George Bush's butt crack is showing!
Girl #2=OmfgBawlz! That is nasty.
by Moriah the Gangsterlicous Pimp December 28, 2008
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OMFS

The Saying Of "Oh My Fizzy Soda" Created By Someone Named Sabastian. Commonly used when suprised!
Guy 1 : Oh My god! I just found a 100$ bill!
Guy 2 : OMFS!
by Oh My Fizzy Soda August 10, 2008
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OMFGBBQ

OMFGBBQ DUDE! I can't believe he watches InuYasha! Its so gay.
by powderwho December 24, 2008
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