Two olives short of a martini

Missing both your nuts. taken from fresh prince of bel air

"Will: My friend knows this sqaw that he's completely in love with. But this particular sqaw just broke up with his best friend. Now, he don't wanna diss his boy or nothin, but he'd like to know how long is a good time to wait befire he... raidsthis sqaw's village, if you know what I'm sayin.
Philip: Ummmmm. Interesting you should bring that up. I had a case like that come before me just recently.
Will: Really?
Philip: Word up. Now this guy started going out with his best friend's girl hours after they broke up.
Will: Whoa, he waited that long?
Philip: Well, this other guy didn't think it was that long. He was very jealous and he shot his friend.
Will: Dead?
Philip: No. Let's say he's, uh, two olives short of a martini.
Will: OHHHHHH!
Philip: So before your friend starts raiding any villages, he better be sure its worth it."

by i am nobody and i am sombody January 5, 2010

Oliver Martin

The biggest rat on earth, he makes who is joe jokes and thinks he is funny.

If you decline this Oliver Martin definition onto Urban Dictionary , you are homosexual.

by UAreABafoon October 23, 2019

Cousin Oliver

a jinx played by actor Robbie Rist. Cousin Oliver was added to the cast of "The Brady Bunch" the last six episodes of the fifth season. The Brady kids thought he was a jinx because he was accident prone. Then the show was canceled. He really was a jinx.

Every time Joe shows up something bad happens. He is worse than Cousin Oliver.

by Jefgg September 21, 2013

oliver moy

holy shit. oliver moy is the hottest man alive. i literally want to rip off all my clothes when i see him.

omg oliver moy is so fine

by booty_eater69 December 1, 2021

Italian Olive Press

Also the Tandem Olive Press
This is a sexual position where the man is seated on a toilet while the woman is sitting on his lap facing him. They are having sex while both are defecating, the woman doing so between the man's legs. A good position for those who aren't satisfied with the blumpkin.

Kate: Mary has been the bathroom a long time, what's taking her so long?
John: She is in there with Steve, probably getting an Italian Olive Press.

by Rlpt spangle May 26, 2009

Olinguito

Something hiding in plain sight (the olinguito is a mammal that was misidentified as an olingo for over 100 years, even though it was in museums and zoos around the world)

With a baseball cap, shades, and 5 o’oclock shadow, he could easily olinguito around the old neighborhood.

Shit, I didn’t even see her standing there. She went all olinguito on me!

by rozi August 21, 2013

Karl Oliver

That's the guy that won the Fortnite World Cup in 2019. He's also known for being very sexy as girls usually have a crush on him. He's an admin in a Discord server called Avacord and likes to vc with his homies and play games. He is one of the best Fortnite players in EU. He's also very british

Mist: Hey do you know Karl Oliver?
John: Wait that's the guy that won the Fortnite World Cup, right?

Mist: Yeah, he's literally insane at that game. I don't know how he does it.
John: I wish I could compete in the World Cup but I'm trash at Fortnite.
Mist: Just join Avacord and ask him how to be sexy and good like him
John: Will do.

by mistlol November 14, 2020