Olmsted Falls

Olmsted Falls is a small town in Ohio where everyone thinks they're the shit. Girls spray tan themselves until they look like an oompa loompa (these girls are very commonly known as the orange girls, creative, huh?), and guys sag their pants so much that their pants actually fall down when they walk. A lot of the guys end up being lying douche bags and friends that you have had for years end up stabbing you in the back. All over, a horrible place to live. Oh, and if you're not popular in Olmsted Falls you may as well just move the hell away cause your life will probably be shit.

1. hey look, the orange girls. what an irregular happening at Olmsted Falls, huh?

2. guy one:hey look, our school won another award for being awesome.

guy two: hey look, another fight.

by olmstedchick March 5, 2011

awes-ohms

The unit of measure of awesome. Similar to the unit of measure or resistance (ohms), but more awesome.

That was amazing! Like so totally earnt you 7 awes-ohms!

by Zakky April 16, 2008

Olhms

1. The noise people make when meditating

2. Oxygen Lovers Have Major Swimsuits

3. That thing Malik does.

4. Oprah's underground Book Club.

5. The food brand that is commonly known for Crispy Hexagons.

1. Sally: OLHMS

Jake: Stop meditating while your driving!

2. Oprah: Ok, today on my show, were talking about OLHMS!!!!!!! (Applause)

BonQuiQui: Girl, I don't need no OLHMS. Rude.

3. Malik: Dude, watch me olhms

Sarah: EWWWWWWWWWWWWW

4. Rose: Well, today were reading Juno Diaz..... Scandalousness!

Hazel: ooooh sooky sooky

5. Darla: I love to buy the Olhms brand of cereal because they have the best cereal in the world

Wayne: What cereal?

Darla: Why, Crispy Hexagons, of course!

by SayWhat...? May 29, 2011

Wyatt c. Olmstead

A dumb fuck who keeps trying to sit on the fucking couch when nobody want shim to sit the couch. Her very upsetting an he won't shit the fuck up about his girlfriend namer spring or something like like that

Ewww it's a Wyatt C. olmstead

by tcmtFishy July 12, 2022

North Olmsted Middle School

kinda no lie annoying school, lots of drama, drugs, and other things that 6-8th graders shouldn't be exposed too. not a good experience ngl

north olmsted middle school is stupid

by thatsrealll October 15, 2019

Dick Ohms

gay wigger
likes to screw other men
wants to be a pomaranski fantasizes about every titans dick up his hole
gets the shit kicked out of him by ganster 7th graders in muk
thinks hes a pimp

the only wigger in 6th hr sh

by Chase Bakko April 8, 2004

Ohlsen

a word used to describe a male that exhibits homosexual characteristics but is clearly straight. Actions of a Ohlsen being may range from idealizing Kelly Clarkson or google image searching Ryan Seacrest. The persons heterosexuality is typically expressed by their interest in hillbilly females.

Apart from their wimpy physique be careful to not anger a male in a Ohlsen mind set. They will often make outrageous threats and grab any item in the surrounding areas and creatively use it as a weapon

male (acting as an Ohlsen) : " if you dont turn that music off I am going to george forman grill your face off!"

by Marker boy :) October 13, 2010