OFF

Acronym - Only Friend Forever.
For those who really don't have the need to select a BFF. Generally considered somewhat derogatory.

Bob: "Wadda ya think Jane's up to tonight?"
Tom: "The usual, hangin' with her OFF Mary."

Mary: "Wadda ya think Bob and Tom are up to tonight?"
Jane: " Hangin' with each other. They're OFFs."

by CatDogDad March 25, 2009

OFFS

Oh For Fuck Sake

OFFS! Can you believe it's illegal to buy beer in Minnesota on Sundays??

by LittleDuke June 3, 2015

off

to slay, to kill, to murder, to take ones life

Gerald ratted to the cops about a biker cult dealing in methamphetamine. The very next day Gerald got offed by the very same bikers.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 9, 2008

OFFS

Oh For Fuck's Sake! OFFS is an acronym, mostly used online and in text lingo, that you can also sound out phonetically I suppose, but it's probably best just to use it in writing, text, online, etc. If you say it out loud, go ahead and say the whole thing. An exclamation that requires reference to more sake, or at least a different flavor of sake, than what good old Saint Pete can provide and, presumably, not as much sake as the Xtian messiah would rate. If we're going to blaspheme and invoke a holy sake, let's drop an F-bomb in there for emphasis. Related idioms: "Here we go again." "You've got to be shitting me!" and "Fercryinoutloud!"

OFFS, look at what Bartholomew is doing now, the poor guy is wearing his white coveralls after Labor Day! It's a rural fashion crime.

by CJRogue July 26, 2015

off

v. To knock-off someone.

See also whack

Benito stole another of my bitches so I'm gonna off that mothercunter pimp !

by D'emon November 7, 2002

off

Beyond its used-by-date.
When something has expired.

"This milk is chewy, i think its off"
"That chicks pussy smelled like John West, i think she was off"

by Community Serve Ice October 12, 2005

off

real cool;
off the: chain, hook, wall

damn, his shoes are off.

shew, girl, that's off.

yeea, the new cd isn't too off.

by imoff December 31, 2003