offline

What you are not right now.

Right now you are, obviously, not offline.

by Lol_idk June 6, 2009

Offline Meeting

An event where friends spend all their money on a super fancy vacation. You can go where you want, eat what you want, and just have a good time. At the end of the meeting, everyone kills themselves.

Yo, you guys wanna have an Offline Meeting at the end of the year?

by ElkianNetwork April 6, 2020

offline internet

Used to describe some form of physical information providing device that has been superceded by the internet

Reuben: Australia is NOT an island Jed, check in that atlas.
Jed: In what?? ohhhhh you mean the offline internet!

Booty: Oesteothentesis is not a word check the offline internet

by Robocoppa January 17, 2006

offlabel

When you use an object for something other than its true purpose.

"That jam jar would make a sweet offlabel butt plug."

"Can I offlabel your old VCR for a monitor riser?"

by Hey2 May 31, 2009

Offlandish

Very different, Unknown, hipsterish or Unique.

Normally meaning Awesomely different.

Did you see that laxy guy with the offlandish glasses?

by LikeZoinkss! December 12, 2010

offline

The act of signing offline immediately upon being sent an instant message by someone you don't want to talk to. This can also be done abruptly in the middle of a convo as if to say "piss off, I'm done".

Dude #1: "Yo, that really annoying chick is IMing me again! what should i say?"

Dude #2: "Nothing, Offline the bitch"

by Sir Edward Heavypants August 13, 2009

Offloner

Someone who causes people to go offline when they talk to them on an IM/Facebook/Myspace etc.

Person 1: Hey
Person 2 has gone offline
Person 1: :( why do I have to be such an offloner

by ninjapenguin981 January 22, 2010