National slap your dick on a pumpkin day! Arent you glad you had some *October 25th in you*. Only the truly, the best are worthy to slap your dick on a pumpkin before mister spookler comes in and eats your soul on the 31st. Why wait? National slap your dick on a pumpkin 25th
Johnny- Hey do you know what day it is?
Timmy- What
Johnny- The day you slap your cock on a pumpkin
Timmy- Oh boy that was life changing I wish to celebrate the birth of the Fuhrer thats called October 25th or stone your dick on a pumpkin day!
Timmy- What
Johnny- The day you slap your cock on a pumpkin
Timmy- Oh boy that was life changing I wish to celebrate the birth of the Fuhrer thats called October 25th or stone your dick on a pumpkin day!
by Iredditall October 25, 2019

by Mom69 October 24, 2019

October 25th is national dance with someone day, so if you friends say go and dance with some one you have to do it.
by Heurhdjrfhhd October 14, 2019

National vsco girl day you must wear scrunchies, a long t-shirt, and a messy bun if it is your birthday
by JOE MAMA 420 October 24, 2019

by hannahlolywhosteesyd January 17, 2023

by Amosc-mmcintyre124 October 24, 2019

National Tell someone you like them day!
Today is your day to tell the girl/boy that you like them.
They can’t respond badly they can either ignore you or answer back in a nice way.
The person you tell cannot tell anyone otherwise they’re breaking the rules, have fun!
Today is your day to tell the girl/boy that you like them.
They can’t respond badly they can either ignore you or answer back in a nice way.
The person you tell cannot tell anyone otherwise they’re breaking the rules, have fun!
“Hey today’s 25th october, do you know what that means? go and tell nathan you like him!”. “Hey nathan it’s october 25th so you can’t tell anyone but i like you!”
by This is completely real! October 20, 2019
