Occam's Hairy Dildo

A rule that, like Occam's Razor, requires you to favor the simplest explanations over the complex ones, but with the addition of also favoring the sexiest explanations over the mundane ones. An explanation of a thing is using Occam's Hairy Dildo if and only if simplification and sexualization are paired together into a beautiful, explanatory nutsack.

Student: Hey professor, can you please explain that notion using Occam's Hairy Dildo, because it's a little hard for me to grasp without visual aides.

Professor: Hell yea! I got you, fam.

by Carnivorous Pencil February 19, 2021

Occam's buttplug

When you shove Occam's razor up your butt to own the libs

Qanon? Yes, I'm familiar with Occam's buttplug

by theFANUM January 24, 2021

Occam's Frazier

When you explain a simple concept using a bunch of fancy words so you can appear smart.

I hate bar trivia with Bob. Bob always goes full Occam's Frazier, and he's still wrong!

by D-Dawg777 November 23, 2024