Oblovious

One who is oblivious to the obvious.
To be oblivious to the obvious.

Jane: "Well, Mr. Oblovious over there just couldn't see that she likes him!"

Todd: "How could he be so oblovious to the fact that she wants him?"

Jane: "Not sure.."

by Kurereba December 28, 2008

obvious stator

Someone that constantly states the obvious things that everyone knows already and the person reassures them of the obvious.

Sarah just said; I am thirsty I think I will get a drink of wster. She is such an obvious stator.

by Fuzzy Faded December 12, 2020

Facebook obvious

when two people flirt on facebook, and it's obvious that they like each other

Girl 1: I don't know how Manny feels about me.
Girl 2: It's pretty facebook obvious that he likes you.
Girl 1: What does that even mean?
Girl2: It means that he is always flirting with you on facebook.

by superbadedgar May 9, 2011

Thank you Captain Obvious

A phrase said to a dumbass who answers a rhetorical question or states the obvious.

Guy: Where did he come from?
Dumbass: His mother.

by pickledfebruary May 21, 2005

captian obvious

Someone who states something that is extremely obvious to the rest of us.
A person who is a little slower than the rest of us only to bring something to our attention way after it already happens.

C.O.- Hey ya'll the sky is blue!
U.S.- Thanks for the update Captian Obvious!

C.O.- That whore gave me the clap.
U.S.- No shit Captian Obvious that why she didn't charge you!

by Scotty C. December 12, 2007

obviousphere

(Noun) The realm of the obvious.

Adj:obviouspherical.

Me: The Queen of Soul needs to shed a few pounds!

You: Wow, tell me something that's not in the obviousphere.

by shesheandsugarbear March 14, 2009

Mr fuckin obvious

A person that states the obvious. It is socially unacceptable and you should fuckin stop.

Ian was being a mr fuckin obvious

by youfucjingsuck March 19, 2019