Chris O’Clock Meal

An obscenely large last-night meal containing a disturbing blend of leftovers, processed foods and/or similar hog-feed, piled onto a single plate and carelessly mashed together; covered in cheese. Nutrition Facts: Contains 5700-17000 calories.

Night of: “It’s saturday night and everyone’s asleep. Time for a Chris O’Clock Meal.”

Morning after, awaking to a trashed house and a disturbing meaty/cheesy smell: “Holy shit! Looks like someone had a Chris O’clock Meal last night! Fuuucckkk, what a mess to cleanup.”

by Captain Crunch Berry November 14, 2017

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12 o’clock sock rock

A 12 o’clock energy burst were you just want to color or make socks. Mostly made at sleep overs with your best friends. It could be at 12 am or 12 pm, bit mostly fun. But mostly boring. GOOD NIGHT PENNSYLVANIA!!

Person 1: hey do you want to make socks tonight.

Friend: yeah, lets to a 12 o’clock sock rock.!

by Secret time traveler June 25, 2019

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eat my ass o’clock

when it’s time for someone to eat my ass

oh look it’s eat my ass o’clock

by Angelcormier March 10, 2019

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Never O’clock

around 3 pm at your boy lelyns yard

“never o’clock bro”

by YG4EVA January 07, 2023

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Three O’Clock Bomb

A blue-collar factory worker who takes a massive dump and totally decimates the employee restroom right before 3 o’clock, and then punches out and heads home.

This is considered a health and safety hazard and may include the following side effects:

- nausea

- light-headedness

- sudden loss of breath

- passing out
- circulatory issues

- stalling of work

Eric: “Holy fuck. Marco dropped a three o’clock bomb that smelled so bad the compressor maintenance guy had to stop working.”

Terry: “Even his farts have been known to literally wreak havoc and clear the break table.”

by urabanodictionaro December 27, 2023

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