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Napsexual 

The near antonym of pansexual. Occurring when an individual has a profound dislike or hatred, and lack of sexual attraction toward anyone. But they love naps.
James: Hey there sexy, you wanna go out ;)

Jennifer: First, you have no game. Second, my only attraction is gravitated toward naps. Third, I just hate you in general.

James: Oh, so you’re a Napsexual?

Jennifer: That’s fucking stupid. Just like you. God, I’m tired.
Napsexual by CawryGoneAwry November 13, 2017
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netsexual 

Someone who has an attachment to Netflix and prefers to spend all their watching Netflix.
That Kaitlin girls should really go out and find a boyfriend! Nah she’s netsexual.
netsexual by User3254 April 3, 2019

nonsexual intercourse 

hey dude did you have sex yesterday with that chick?

No I had a nonsexual intercourse with myself.

Neosexual 

FIRST there was the SNAG, then came the metrosexual, retrosexual and now - if marketers are to be believed - the neosexual.

Evolutionary changes in man used to take thousands of years, but now these transformations appear to be occurring from one decade to the next.

The "neosexual" has been identified as the latest male breed, having shrugged off the femininity of the metrosexual and returned to his more masculine, primitive roots.

The research, commissioned by a deodorant company, found 81 per cent of females wanted guys to be sensitive without losing masculinity.

The demographer and author of Man Drought, Bernard Salt, said men had to reinvent themselves for new generations, as women called the shots.

"Generation Y women in their 20s and early 30s feel generally empowered to make choices that perhaps previous generations may not have had," Mr Salt said.

"They want the manliness of a James Bond, the looks of Hugh Jackman, the humour of Jim Carrey and the youth of Zac Efron."
He's not a SNAG he's a Neosexual.
Neosexual by connectjon June 18, 2009

narsexual 

to love onself sexually. narcisstic sexuality.
'lyk om9z0rz. hes zo narsexual! i just wanna stab him.'
narsexual by callie and rachel. September 7, 2005

Neysexual 

"Look there at the Neyboy, such grace!"
-Galvão Bueno, known Neysexual rights activist
Neysexual by urmumgeh August 12, 2020