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nutella

The best fucking spread - period. Nothing can top the taste of chocolate and hazelnuts in this creamy delight. You can put it on just about anything, or eat it plain. This is quite possibly Italy's greatest contribution to the food world.

First created in the 1940's by Pietro Ferrero in the Piedmont region of northwestern Italy(NOT FRANCE!!). Chocolate was rationed during the times of World War II, so Mr. Ferrero used hazelnuts in addition to the chocolate.
"Nutella - the orignal creamy, chocolaty hazelnut spread."
by b l o n d i e February 22, 2007
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Nutella

The orgasm of a godly rainbow unicorn. In a jar.
This Nutella is orgasmic!
by FeastMaster December 11, 2011
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Volcanic Nutella

Volcanic Nutella is a case of the shits so bad its like shitting a stream of molasses made of battery acid, yet so sparodic, that when your done... you only think your done, only to find as soon as youve pulled up your pants and washed your hands, your explosive ass gets ready to erupt in a white hot fury right there in your under britches... this trickery and downright skullduggery of the anus, mean the poor hapless fool to stay within running distance of the porcelain express and causes the skin around your cornhole to become so red, angry and inflamed from the constant onslaught of colon-bile and toilet paper, that even the most heavly vitaman E imbuded 4ply toilet paper of softness is like taking a ballbearing shot sandblaster directly to the rectal opening

usually results in grown men crying deliorusly at the ungodly pain
Dude 1: whoa fuk man, we shouldnt have had that dodgey vindaloo at lunch...

Dude 2: harden the fuck up pussy, clench yo ass till we get home

Dude 1: fuck that man, ifeel a case of the Volcanic Nutella coming on man, its like white hot poker is trying to excape from my ass!
by OH GOD MY ASS June 12, 2008
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nutella blowjob

N. The tastiest kind of blowjob around. EVERYONE WINS WHEN THERE IS A NUTELLA BLOWJOB.

Now into further detail
The act of putting Nutella on your penis and having your partner lick/suck it off.
"Wow you are pretty fucking, cool you deserve a Nutella blowjob"
by another leafyishere meme July 26, 2016
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Nutella

Nutella is a chocolate product created by the company Ferrero in the 20th century, the product is basically a paste made from oil, cocoa, sugar, hazelnut, and milk. In the current days, the recipe changed to be cheaper and easier to produce.
My pancakes lacks of sugar, maybe I should eat them with some Nutella.
by SlammerGaming0 October 15, 2023
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Bread and Nutella

Bread 🍞 + Nutella

Italians usually eat a slice of bread with Nutella smeared on it.
Thing 1: Damn bread and Nutella it’s the greatest combination of aliment in this word!!
by vii<3 June 4, 2023
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Nutella

A heaven-like spread of goodness derived by the gods themselves. Where the expression, "Better than sex." actually applies.
Dude that chick was so good in bed, but nothing compares to this amazing Nutella i bought.
by sexychik99 April 15, 2010
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