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Nutball

A game consisting of guys sitting in a circle with their legs spread, exposing their testicles while taking shots from a thrown object from other opponents in the circle. At the start of the game, one guy will toss the throwing object, which can be anything from a wiffle ball to an apple to a baseball. If the thrown ball misses the target's testicles, then the target receives the ball and has one chance to hit another opponent. This process repeats itself until a player is hit in the testicles, rendering him in severe pain and out of the round. If a player successfully hits an opponent in the nuts, then the player is granted the ball again for another shot at another opponent. A round is complete when all the players quit from mercilessly bruised testicles.

-A player can rejoin a round once the testicular pain has subsided
-A player is out of the game if they flinch, close their legs, or block the nutshot in any way.

-Wearing jeans is frowned upon, as they add high resistance, making a a clear shot to the nuts more difficult, while making a successful shot less painful.
Girl: Can I play nutball with you guys?
Guy: Do you have nuts?
Girl: No.
Guy: Then no.
by yomanitsnoah December 12, 2012
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nutbugs

Totally crazy, displaying very erratic behavior, completely insane.
Based on the term stirbugs from the film Caged meaning what happens to a person in solitary confinement for a very long time.
Jil went nutbugs when she saw David in a cassock.
by goodboyluke April 11, 2008
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nutballs

adj. possessing a dangerously low sanity level. having no capacity for complex thought. completely crazy.
Why is that girl drinking out of the toilet? She's nutballs!
by BnessEnvy January 22, 2007
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nutbar

To describe someone as being a proper mentalist. Someone who is totally unhinged and delusional
Damn, Dr Hewitt has lost the plot. She's a proper Nutbar.
by Neil Hick August 11, 2007
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nantucket nutback

A shot of whiskey with a cum chaser.
Nancy's favorite drink has always been the Nantucket Nutback.
by kidnic* August 6, 2017
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Nutball

Throwing a ball at an opponent's testicles untill someone can't take the pain anymore.
by Riley April 24, 2003
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Nutvag

slang) for someone who has both a nutsack and a vagina. Noun also: I will kick you in the Nutvag. This also helps if you are uncertain as to the gender of the person you will be kicking. Also if a woman is being overly aggressive, and generally hates men, and loves to be a real monster, you can say "man she's really gotta Nutvag!!

The same goes for a man, if he's really acting like a woman on her period, emotional, kinda bitchy, and is just showing no manly traits whatsoever, you could say " dude, put away your Nutvag" or "oh I could see you're wearing your Nutvag today."

It's kinda like someone wearing their ovaries on the outside. Lol It's great because it works great for both men and women.
If you don't shut up, I'm gonna kick you in the nutvag!!

You know Bob? Well I saw him yesterday and he was acting like he was on his period!

Yeah I know he was acting like a real nutvag!!
by Cypher888 December 29, 2010
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