Neolithic Nunchucks

A sexual act involving one breaking into the Museum of National History, stealing two Australopithecus femurs, tying them together with some curly fries and beating random bystanders on the streets of Manhattan, all while engaging in gratuitous buttsex.

-You ever see the night at the museum?
-Yeah.
-You ever wanna steal bones and club people while having buttsex?
-Dude, you stole that from urban dictionary and the call it the neolithic nunchucks.
-No...
-Yes.

by Cunt Mc Queen and VaJayJays May 20, 2012

wii nunchuck

A dildo used for wii boxing.

I beat Matt with my long wii nunchuck.

by Pinche Beaner es Pendejo December 6, 2019

nunchucks

A euphemism for male gonads. Since nunchakus(aka nunchucks) come in pairs and hurt to get hit with, or in this case, get hit in.

He got kicked in the nunchucks!

by EliKyoshiro April 22, 2018

Bloke Nunchuck

When two males genitalia interlock via cock rings and it begins to swing around in a nunchuck fashion

The other night me and joe had a fun time in a bloke nunchuck

by The Blokes May 24, 2020

Nunchuck

Nunchuck is an item to smack people in the face with

Guy1:Dude that guyhas a nunchuck
Guy2:Coooooool

by Alfamineer August 14, 2020

himilayan nunchuck

When having anal sex with a girl, as her ass is up in the air and her face buried in a pillow you pull out. Upon pulling out the condom it is pinched by her asshole and pulled almost completely off, tethering your cock to her sphincter, resembling half a pair of nunchucks

Bro after I fucked Amber in the ass I tried to pull out and ended up getting a himilayan nunchuck

by Craigo’s cunt crusher October 18, 2017

dirty nunchuck

When your getting your ass ate out by your gf and getting jerked off and you shit a log in her mouth and nut at the same time.

My gf was a bitch so I gave her a dirty nunchuck

by Gerth turtle June 8, 2016