NUMAGIW

Numagiw

Never Underestimate the Media’s Ability to Get It Wrong

Do they ever even try to get it right? Time after time the media reports things that just aren’t true. After 9-11 they reported nearly 6,000 dead. The terrorists killed about 3,000 and the media counted each person twice. What about the bombs on the GW bridge? And just about any breaking news is usually reported with inaccurate “facts” the first few times they report on it. Would anyone accept that from any other institution?

But that’s okay according to “the media” because it’s more important to get the news out fast. WTF?

“Sorry, Teacher. I know I got every answer on the test wrong. But I got it done faster than anyone else in class. So, I should still get an A!”

“Sorry Mr. Smith. We changed your tires instead of fixing the problem with your breaks and you got into an accident and killed three people. But look it this way, we got your car back to ya faster than any other shop would have.”

"The news said that Bush knew about 9-11 before it happened."

"Numagiw."

by plasmacobalt February 16, 2006

numgrens

A succulent, or tasty snack; used to describe a state of intense hunger

I haven't eaten in 9 hours, I'm so numgrens. Or, Dude, those numgrens look delicious.

by Oni74 September 4, 2009

Numikkake

Numi's face being covered in a large amount of a substance after a play time with Fux

"She needed to go wash her face after the Numikkake fux gave her yesh!"

by BPbat May 20, 2021

Tacenda, spotlight, two, association, octothorpe, xertz, strangle, numinous, tessellate, acid

If you want to freak out your friends, simply repeat this in a monotone voice!

"Hey James have you had a nice day?" "Tacenda, spotlight, two, association, octothorpe, xertz, strangle, numinous, tessellate, acid." "This is why you need mental help."

by CyanJames May 1, 2022

nuigg

a black person also known as a nigger

what up nuigg?......short for whats up to a nigger

by harley August 17, 2004

numies

Sperm. Lots and lots of Sperm everywhere.

Sperm

Worm Sperm

See Frank Zappa's "Lets make the water turn black," that has numies in it.

by Laketop May 17, 2006

numismatist

Having to do with currency. Attraction to dolla dolla bills y'all.. Getting sexually aroused when you see currency stamped with old dates and double dyed mint marks .. Someone who always checks the dates on everyone's coins and swear they found the rare one worth millions but they did not..

Greg can't keep Beth outta the change jar now that she thinks she's a numismatist.

by B.Belligerent September 21, 2018