Numbnut

1. A person of severely limited intellectual prowess, or extremely lacking in everyday common sense.

2. A viewer of FOX News, who only listens to a single news source, only communicates with others of his/her own political persuasion, and thinks "Tea Parties" are spontaneous outbursts of patriotism, without realizing they are instead, organized and funded by the richest people and corporations in America, with the intent to steal wealth from everyone. i.e. "Americans for Prosperity. "

1. "What a Numbnut! Can't he open his own mind? He thinks he's being patriotic, when in fact he's undermining the Constitution!"

2. "That Numbnut has no idea who's paying for those pre-made astro-turf signs being unloaded off that bus! What a Teabagger!"

by Correct_Guy December 31, 2009

numbnut

someone who is not only as stupid or rather idiotic, but also unintelligent or a complete fuckup

"I hear that Johnny shot himself in the head while cleaning out a loaded shotgun before he headed out for the opening of dear season, what a numbnut!"

by btezra October 25, 2002

numbnutism

Being too lazy to fully type out words or phrases on message boards.

Instead of typing, "Original Poster", one might type, "OP".

by Jockular Strapping June 7, 2005

numbnut

a useless person or a useless thing

since you are not a numbnut, then you should able to open a can of tuna.

by maximorph April 23, 2003

numbnut

A guy who's had his balls busted so many times he doesn't even feel it any more. Often mistaken for a perennial loser. This group is ranked among the lowest in the male social strati.

Oh look, it's that numbnut Hobgoblin88. Let's go remind him what a loser he is.

by Hobgoblin88 July 2, 2011

numbnut

A retarted male who has been castrated so that he will not rape a girl and produce another retard.

The parents of the retarded boy decided to have him castrated when he was seen humping a dog. He is now a numbnut.

by Richard Black March 28, 2005

Mrs. Numbnuts

A disparaging term used to indicate that a woman is not functioning on all cylinders.

My mother, self-effacing comedian that she was, started to refer to herself as “Mrs. Numbnuts” as her cognition steadily declined.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 19, 2023