Nubinja

A gamer who "trys" to knife (someone that has no sound) 60+ times and still blames the server for lagg and bad registry. --->stealthy and extremely nubby...

pW| HaViX | Pr0NuB!NjAz -------*Real cs1.6 player btw*

HaViX @ Counter-Strike

Player1:HaViX is such a nubinja hes 0 and 9

Player2:Wait there was a player called HaViX in here?

by HaViX -------LOLPWNTFTW--- o_O July 12, 2010

nubcaik

Noob Cake, or some swagfag on the internet trying to sound cool. Often used by people sitting behind computer screens... .. . . . . looking at you...

-Hah get rekt nubcaik
-Omg this nubcaik is using hax
-You nubcaik

by IAmFridaySoYouCanLoveMe November 8, 2014

Nubxican

A term which you call a "noob" or "nub" mexican.

Look at that nubxican selling oranges.

by BobElBuilder April 24, 2009

nubcakes

The worst state of newbiness (see below).
Newbie>Noob>Nub>Fruitcake>poo>Nubcakes

go home nubcakes.
nubcakes get off the comp.
nubcakes you're 1-32 kill someone already.

by T. Rain December 28, 2005

nubcake

1) noun - The state of being a nub.
2) verb - In an act of nubness.

1) someone says something stupid -> mmk nubcake
2) someone freaks out about nothing -> hahhahahah nubcake it'll be ok
3) someone calls you a cheater -> ktp nubcake

by voss May 1, 2003

"Teh Nuber Effekt" Nubificus Maximatifacus

The process by which exposure to idiots on the internet(or 'interwebz', 'intranets', or 'teh webz') slowly transforms a normal web goer, into a Noob. Those affected slowly lose the ability to type coherently, and type with any sense of grammar. Words like 'like' become 'leik' while words like 'hack' become 'Teh Haxxorz'. These 'noobs' also tend to swarm in massive groups, to internet forums, and websites, posting spam and other rediculous obsceneties. Also, the Noobs tend to over use the word 'pwn'.

So far, the only known weakness to a noob, is a female forum goer, or a 'btch' as noobs refer to them as.

The 'Nuber Effekt', makes all noobs allergic to females, which leads to the noob having a fit, and making comments such as 'U gt BF?', and 'lol buttsekz?'.

So far, there has been no discovered cure for 'Teh Nuber Effekt'. A nice swing of a ban hammer will keep them at bay for a while, but only for short periods of time.

His absurd post of "hail mah peniz, conkerer of da vag kween" showed how severly, "Teh Nuber Effekt" Nubificus Maximatifacus, had progressed.

by MaverickGFX(Michael O). April 6, 2008

Nubcastle

Place where nubs belong, so to speak.

Go back to your nubcastle kiddies. You must play Condition Zero.

by Tim Christenson January 28, 2009