noobinese

This is the language used by many noobs and other people online who are generally uneducated in english. People who cannot type may also use it. It is basically the replacement of actual words with letters or numbers that sound like them, regardless of how short the original word is. It is done supposedly for the sake of speed, but is seen on forums and other things that require no such rush. Though some think doing so on IM is acceptable, this is only so if the person lacks the ability to comfortably type a four-letter word in the time it takes to search out and poke a single key. It also includes the intentional misspelling of words and incorrect grammar and punctuation in order to save the amount of keys you have to press to make the words sound right.
It is also known as "noob talk", "AOL talk", and various other names.

"Are" would be "r"
"You" would be "u".
"Your" or "you're" would be "ur".
"To", "two", or "too" would be "2".
"for" would be "4".
"Before" would be "b4".

A sentence might look like this:
"y r u calin me a noob im not a noob ill tel on u if u keep sayin dat im a noob ur a noob 2 ive been here 4 a lng time b4 u and ill b here after ur gone"

by gLiTcH October 24, 2004

noobing

Noobing is the essence of acting like a noob currently. Anyone who has actions similar to that of a noob, can be said to be engaged in the act of noobing

Did you see that level 1 hunter he was totally noobing

by ultradictator September 3, 2008

Noobin

The act of hunting for n00bs to stalk down and own
Fishing for noobs

Dude I went noobin yesterday and caught some big ones

by Caleb Craig April 18, 2008

Noobonic Plague

A highly contagious cyber disease that incapacitates progamers and renders their skills ineffective; symptoms inclue delirium, nausea, low APM, lack of sufficient micro and/or macro, etc.

WTF happened to you out there, man? You got the noobonic plague or somethin'?

by ub3rpl0x February 20, 2009

noobicide

When a player with a rocket launcher or other explosive, fires at his feet to destroy enemies at close ranged

Johhny65 had a panzerfaust and when he saw me, he shot at his feet to blow me up, he noobicided me

by ]DnB[Gook Hunter February 7, 2006

noobikins

A pet name for your local noobs.

Me: How yoo doin, noobikins?
Spanky: Good, master.

by Poot the ninja towel boy January 11, 2008

noobitis

A severe condition that results in the noob gland becoming gradually inflamed to the point by which exposure to the individual (whom has nobitis), can cause yourself to contract the disease. Caution must be taken when encountering an individual with noobitis, as one may become a noob themself. A terrible, terrible fate.

Bob: "Oii, you hear about Paul?"
John: "nah, what happened?"
Bob: "They wanted to take him to the hospital, supposebly he is suffering from noobitis. The doctor told me not to visit otherwise I'd land up there too"
John: "tough.. I hear that disease can be fatal.. What a poor, poor noob"

by harry_the_second April 24, 2011