Noobert

Fancy name for a noob.

K: Hey noobert!
D: huh, thats not my name!
K: Well your a noob.. so that makes you a noobert
D: Oh :(

by glassedpickles September 12, 2011

nooberty

Like puberty, but for noobs

Stoned: Yeah, it looked like it was pretty harsh when Mark was going through nooberty...
Petin: Yeah... BUT IT WAS FUNNY WASNT IT?!?!
Stoned: Yeah it was! ROFLOLMAO

by StonedLogic September 29, 2005

Noobert McNoobertStein

A funny name for a person who is horrible at computer games.

Shamanprince was being such a Noobert McNoobertStein when he pulled to many mobs in the instance.

by Bobbyyyyyyyyy December 12, 2008

ultra omega nooberous noob

A noob who is really bad at a game but cannot stop thinking that he is better than you at said game after you pwn him too many times to count

Erik is such a ultra omega nooberous noob at street fighter he uses blanka and still loses

by Adam Die May 6, 2010

noobergoofin

After you say this unique word you get a full body sensation of euphoria starting from your head to your pinky toes and possibly slurred speech. so use at your own risk. Lol.

“Just noobergoofin like noobergoofin. “

by Noobergoofin goofer goof July 7, 2021

nooberto

A term which comes originally from noob and noobert. Basically the same.

Omg, he's only level 3 that nooberto.

by Jaymie Lorish May 7, 2007

noobetto

When something is like noobish, but in the same sence ghetto.

For instance you could say you have a Honda civic but it's probably shitty so it's noobetto.

Kristen's computer can't play MSN checkers because it is NOOBETTO

by Nick luzey November 27, 2007