An interjection used to counteract a statement or act that might be interpreted as expressing homosexual desires.
As of late, the word has humorously evolved to counter a statement that has even the slightest tinge of homosexuality to it.
As of late, the word has humorously evolved to counter a statement that has even the slightest tinge of homosexuality to it.
Some of my favorites from the internet:
"...commanding the dirty funked up wah-wah guitar, lush arrangements, heartstopping strings, wailing double-tracked backing vocals and trippy backwards fx to do backflips and weave their way in and out of macked-out horns and throbbing bass grooves (no homo!) while crisp snares and reverberating bongos underline the whole experience."
And even funnier (to me):
"A quick search on froogle (no homo) pulls up 160 Gigs of external harddrive (again, no homo) for as cheap as $106."
"...commanding the dirty funked up wah-wah guitar, lush arrangements, heartstopping strings, wailing double-tracked backing vocals and trippy backwards fx to do backflips and weave their way in and out of macked-out horns and throbbing bass grooves (no homo!) while crisp snares and reverberating bongos underline the whole experience."
And even funnier (to me):
"A quick search on froogle (no homo) pulls up 160 Gigs of external harddrive (again, no homo) for as cheap as $106."
by inktostaintreeskin October 06, 2006
A phrase used to either deny or imply a sexual innuendo, usually out of homophobia or simply to make something you or someone else says sound clever or humorous.
"if he doesn't like it he can kiss my ass, no homo"
or
person 1: "A bunch of sea men were eaten by whales in a tragic accident today."
person 2: "no homo."
or
person 1: "A bunch of sea men were eaten by whales in a tragic accident today."
person 2: "no homo."
by Nacho January 02, 2005
A phrase used by people so insecure about their sexuality that they feel the need to unnecessarily reinforce their heterosexuality--usually after saying something that most people wouldn't even associate with being "gay."
Hey man, good game.
Thanks. Love you, man. No homo.
Didn't think you were, but thanks for clearing that up. Didn't care either way.
I totally like Glee, but no homo.
Wait, so watching Glee means someone's gay? And you think a two-word, slang phrase will convince people otherwise if that's true?
No, dude, that's just wait people say.
You're an idiot.
Thanks. Love you, man. No homo.
Didn't think you were, but thanks for clearing that up. Didn't care either way.
I totally like Glee, but no homo.
Wait, so watching Glee means someone's gay? And you think a two-word, slang phrase will convince people otherwise if that's true?
No, dude, that's just wait people say.
You're an idiot.
by notanidiotgirl November 10, 2010
by DontYouJustWantToKillYourself March 28, 2022
An expression that is widely used when two people of the same genders are having sex. This expression is highly effective, as it will not be gay as long as you say it before having sex.
It is not gay if;
1. the balls do not touch each other
2. both are wearing socks
3. tips do not touch each other
4. say NO HOMO
It is not gay if;
1. the balls do not touch each other
2. both are wearing socks
3. tips do not touch each other
4. say NO HOMO
Robert: Aww yeah, I am so excited and my dick can't wait to penetrate your hole
Albert: Remember the magic words?
Robert & Albert: NO HOMO!
*starts pleasuring themselves on the squeaky bed*
Albert: Remember the magic words?
Robert & Albert: NO HOMO!
*starts pleasuring themselves on the squeaky bed*
by realLoner September 30, 2019
When you say something that’s really fruity ( gay ) and you cover it up confirming that you are indeed NOT making a homosexual statement.
by It’sABitchAssLife_ April 13, 2018
by that one fucking idiot November 02, 2019