new new

very new objects. usually stolen.

...cuz i always rock the new new shit.

yea i heard yall dont be buyin none of that new new shit...

by soulbrotha06 April 30, 2009

News

Illusions created by the corporate elite to suppress knowledge to the general public. The knowledge typically suppressed is the true effects of climate change, political corruption, the Vatican Archives, rigged elections, along with many other topics.

Tyrone "I can't wait to hear about the latest "unarmed black teen" shot by a white male officer today by the hate-mongering news."

by A Human Male January 11, 2021

the new

used as a "yeah right" type phrase. often used to negate something you just said.

"dude, you owe me $50..."
"...the new."

or

"Never got drunk and puked all over myself...the new"

by Joey Gouda June 22, 2006

The News

(n.) A show on T.V. that only includes politics, especially Donald Trump, depressing incidents, and just all around bad stuff. Only one in a while will something good show up.

Dan: *sigh*
Sam: What?
Dan: The News.
Sam: Yeah.

by DaPwettyPwincess October 7, 2018

News

News is a way for journalists to make money. It's also a way for people to find out what's happening all over the place at any given time.

I want to go on one of those big fancy news shows.

by MultiFest September 30, 2017

news

Current events

"What's in the news?"

by star8706 September 27, 2003

News

The go to TV show if you want to hear about all the horrible stuff that happened throughout the world during the day
On VERY RARE occasions, they'll air something positive

Research shows that the news is now a leading cause of depression

by Metallicajunkie October 4, 2018