Nutley, NJ

Predominantly Italian neighborhood in New Jersey, with a small number is hispanics and chinese. was voted 38th best place to live IN NEW JERSEY although it is a technically a blue zone the democrats living there are generally not as outspoken as the republicans, so to an outsider, it would seem predominantly red. However, that is not to say that there aren’t many republicans. driving down most streets in nutley, you’ll seem some sort of republican memorabilia, whether it be a lawn sign or a blue lives matter flag. there is an incredibly low amount of openly lgbt population, which doesn’t mean that they aren’t there, it just means that they’re afraid of being called fag while walking down the street to get a slice a of pizza from the “famous” pizzeria ralph’s near yantacaw elementary school. speaking of slurs, most kids in nutley, due to an extremely low amount of african americans living there, believe that they can use the n word, because their black friends allow them. most use some sort of drug, whether it be weed, alcohol, cigarettes, or the infamous juuling. most juulers get their juul/pods at a convenience store near the high school, which sells to everyone as long as you look around 14. the average age to lose your virginity is 13. the general population looks like the cast of jersey shore, and the houses generally aren’t very large, with most families lying around middle class, some approaching but not reaching upper middle class, and some others in lower middle.

Hey, Anthony, Antonio, Ant, Tony, I’m heading over to Nutley, NJ to buy some pods! Wanna come with and get wings at Gone With The Wings after?

by mintismyfavorite October 13, 2018

nutley

nutley is a small town in northern jersey filled with the fakest people in america. being tan and buff is a pretty big thing here, but drama has to be the number one thing about nutley. drama doesn't stop in this hell hole, it has to be the most annoying thing ever. people normally hang out in the burger king parking lot, booth park, yantacaw park, or franklin ave. until they get kicked out of each place. think you cant get kicked out of a park? well in nutley, you can. everyone who lives here wants to get out.

Steph: What do you want to do today?
Amelia: Well, we can go to BK, or one of the parks.
Teresa: Nutley sucks balls.

by burger king crowd member September 2, 2010

nelley

a beautiful person, most often a nickname. could be dirty sometimes but kind hearted and easily falls in love but not too far. would do anything for any one she cares about, and is down for anything and everything

Hey nelley, you wanna come to my party, and maybe have a couple of joints?

Nelley: why not! What's the addy?

by nmjm November 17, 2016

Nutley Kids

Teenagers ages 13-18 that drink extreme amounts of alcohol on any day where there is no school the next day

Person: Hey man, you should sober up.
Other person: Nah, I'm good. At least I don't drink like Nutley Kids.

by $auceMan February 15, 2018

nutley

known as slutly. full of dumbass hoes. who wear a ton of make up caked onto their face looking gross asl. they all think they are the shit but they aren’t. full of people who are obsessed with weed vaping and any other drug. most people walk around town high or drunk. girls here dress like fucking thots with shorts going up their ass. everybody thinks they can fight but they fucking can’t do shit. nutley is fillled with hoes sluts whores and everything else. and everybody EVERYBODY is fake asf okay thanks

dude: hey look that that slut
other guy: she is prob from nutley then
dude: damn right

by joshuaaaaa a May 29, 2018

nutley

A place where the girls aren't as hot as advertised. All they do is pack on tons of makeup to cover up their frightening faces. It would be hard to walk down the street and not find at least 3 artificially enhanced males with spiked hair and a fake tan. Although they think their town is amazing, their high school has a horrible cocaine, perc, and weed problem. They deal drugs out of cars in Mandees parking lot. In recent years, their football team has been plagued with allegations of steroid use. Recently, their best football players were raised and taught how to play football in Belleville, and moved to Nutley to avoid the hispanic plague moving in from Newark. Although they tend to turn the other cheek, Nutley has had problems and accidents with drunk driving over the past few years. Although their football team has beat Belleville almost every year for the last 10, Belleville people are generally considered tougher, and usually always whip nutley kid's asses in fights. This has been going on for years. Anyone who claims to be tough in Nutley is either crazy, or was raised in Belleville. Nutley people generally look down on the town of Belleville because of it's diversity. What they don't realize is that Nutley will eventually be invaded as well.

White kid from Nutley: "Belleville sucks because of all the spics you guys have.. you are poor."
White kid from Belleville: "Dude, you are from Belleville."
White kid from Nutley: "Uhh.. our football team will beat yours."
White kid from Belleville: "Maybe because your starting Quarterback, Fullback, Linebacker, and D-Tackle are from Belleville, and you guys all juice. Why don't we fight and see who wins that?"
White kid from Nutley: "...sorry i said that.. I don't wanna fight."

by Clint "the man" Eastwood September 23, 2008

nutley challenge

A game where one person sits with legs spread while another person throws a ball directly at their crotch area. Points a given for direct hits in the crotch area.

Lionel Hutz, a prominent staff attorney, scored the winning point in nutley challenge when he threw the jet ball directly at his officemate's nuts.

by J-Dog Slitman October 19, 2006