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Netherlands

An innuendo for a the sexual reproductive organs.
Johnny: Oh man I'm gonna get put the old of staff of life right in Sarah's Netherlands tonight!
by TheBerries October 22, 2014
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the netherlands

I'm dutch, and it's actually quite a boring country. We have a prime-minister that looks like Harry Potter and is about as exciting as the average Hollywood blockbuster.
Yes, you can smoke weed and it's rather accepted to do so, but it's not legal, only condoned. Yes, euthanasia is legal, but you may only commit euthanasia under VERY special circumstances.
Amsterdam doesn't look like the rest of the Netherlands at all. Amsterdam is so much cooler than the rest of the Netherlands
Dude 1: Hey, you're also dutch!
Dude 2: Yeah, I live in the country with more traffic problems than L.A.. It's rush hour around the clock!
Dude 1: But at least you can smoke weed while you're at it.
Dude 2: True, but the police doesn't like that.
Dude 1: I live in Amsterdam and that's the best city there is in the Netherlands!
Dude 2: Dude, that's so cool, I want to live there too!
Dude 3: Yeah me too, so I can go to the hookers and stuff!
Dude 1 & 2, in unison: YUGH! Go back to the States!
by Michiel van der Zee January 13, 2006
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Netherland

A post-colonial novel by Joseph O'Neill about A Dutch, cricket playing banker who has trouble adjusting to life in New York, plays cricket, and and rambles on about it.

P.S: It is officially gone B.O.A (Barack Obama Approved)

"A great book"
Dave: How the fick did Chuck die in Netherland? O'Neill is such a wanker for not explaining it.

Phil: It's a shit book, so why should you care?

Dave(with a resentful expression): True

Phil: LOL! XD Havent you heard, Taspinar is Chuck risen from the dead! Only the messiah could deliver such monologues.

Dave: WHAAAAAAT!

Phil: Chuck's out of time and space, you know... or did you not know that?
by slinshady October 8, 2009
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Netherlands

The area usually concealed beneath one's undergarments
i usually wear fruit of the loom over my Netherlands
by Dizzle b dizzle March 25, 2008
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Netherlands

Pimps & Ho's best place to be for tha drugs scene, we've got LSD, MDA, XTC, Marihuana and Magic Mushrooms. The Urban scene is quite popular and therefore you see a lot of wiggaaas & niggaaaas and wanna-bi bitches, literal bi like 60% or some is BISEXUAL that means two girls and you. The country is nice, no worries when you’re unemployed because the government will pay you dallas so you can buy Hashish. It's all about relaxing even going to school means chillin with ya hommies cause ya have notin to do and still get money to go to University, isn't it great? Many see the Netherlands of the country of the wooden shoes, tulips and mills but that's all in the past it's chill now.
Netherlands, Dope Scene, Marihuana, Pimps, Ho's, Bisexual
by Nova-D July 5, 2006
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Netherlands

A small, yet developed and well furnished country who despite its pitiful size and population has managed to obtain some importance both in Europe and abroad. While its development is admirable, it is home to probably the most bland, unimaginative and boring people on the planet who rigorously stay within their circles of friends and plan everything ahead of schedule. In hopes of stimulating some sense of adventure in its people the government has legalized the use of marijuana but the effects have been negligible.
After graduating from school Sam decided to fly to the Netherlands and stay in Amsterdam for a week. After three coffee shops and a whore Sam realized there was nothing else to do in the country.
by OptimusFingPrime January 17, 2010
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the netherlands

The place you go to smoke dro without capitalist bitches stopping you.
As soon as I'm outta high school, I'm moving to the Netherlands so I can start my Hydroponic manufactering company.
by Alex January 21, 2005
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