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Alpine Nesting Syndrome

ANS is a serious condition discovered by doctors in 1972. Symptoms of ANS vary, from picking up twigs and leaves with your mouth to sprouting 'feathers' and sitting on said nests for weeks at a time waiting for your young to hatch, but there is no young because you are crazy. There is no cure for ANS, you have to live with this disease forever.
Currently, ANS patients are being held hostage in China and are being used to breed genetically mutated birds of war for the chinese government. Any patient found to have ANS is shipped against their will to China to continue this experiment. Some may be shipped to N.Korea to aid in nuclear testing.
wow that guy has got a severe case of Alpine Nesting Syndrome, what a deuche
by RapetheWalrus November 1, 2006
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Nesting

The phenomenon involves two people. One person has an enema. Then, a pvc tube is place in the anus of each participant. A tube with a thinner wall is ideal. The participant who has not had the enema poops through the tube so their poop enters the other participant’s anus. Now, participant #2 keeps the dookie from the other participant in his rectum, sometimes for days. This is known as nesting. Or “nesting” someone’s poopy.
I feel such a strong connection to my lover while I’m nesting his dookie.
by Pseudo Poopy October 27, 2020
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Surrounding yourself with pillows, blankets or stuffed animals.

Building a plush nest typically when lonely, stressed, or craving attention.
I miss my partner so I've been nesting on my bed.
by Meashy April 28, 2019
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gay nesting

when your gay friend gets a significant other and they go through the honeymoon phase, spending all their time with them like cuddling and shit.
She stopped responding and I know it's because she went to hang with Jenn because she's gay nesting.
by daturana June 11, 2018
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The act of cuddling and other such public displays of affection (PDA) in an open area. Nesting is commonly done spontaneously with someone you don't particularly know very well.
Group nesting is called a Nest Fest.
This act can lead to Burrowing. Burrowing can lead to babies.
Joel - "Eli went off to nest with that girl again."
Sam- "What a nesting whore."
by Holstein September 3, 2010
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The act of leaving small stashes of your things in various places in an random and unorganized manner.
My boss is constantly nesting all over my office.
by RCastro November 19, 2013
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When a woman you take to your house or apartment to have
sex with leave something behind,at first maybe a hairbrush
or scrunnzie. The more times she is over the more and bigger things she leaves behind
The stuff you left behind nesting went out on thrashday.
by nelpine1965 August 1, 2007
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