nernetter

Someone who takes nr = nt literally and close to heart. These people have no respect for the complexities of other people's lives and assume that everyone is around to answer instantly.

However, this is not to be confused with someone who is impatient, as an impatient person will be annoyed but not distinguish your answer by your delay.

Licata 1: Dude, Bailey is such a nernetter, she asked me to Whataburger, but I was busy cheating on her with her sister, so she just said "Alright bye" and went without me.
Licata 2: Good thing you smashed her sister.....Nernetter bitch ass gonna learn her lesson.

by theShuaBruh May 30, 2018

nernatitis

an extremely rare condition that makes your girlfriend the most beautiful thing in the room.

"Man look at that guy! he can't take his eyes off of her!"
"He must have that Nernatitis thing i've heard about on the news."

by tantokowalski03 March 7, 2019

Nernie

A mass of something gross, dirty, or otherwise unnecessary attached to an object or person.

Ewww. Siggy has a nernie attached to her eye. Best we take her to the vet to see what it is.

by Ms. Pigglesworth January 10, 2020

nernenzo

Someone who is a clown foo.
Someone who is always down to clown around.
Certified to have no bitches.
Pain in the ass

Damn, you're being a real nernenzo.

by WackaP June 9, 2022

nernikan

Small little cheese gremlin. Also dyslexic.

"That guy's such a nernikan"

by Tarik’s mother December 13, 2022

nernikan

A little cheese gremlin. Is also dyslexic

That guy's such a nernikan

by Tarik’s mother December 13, 2022

Nernie

A found object that is saved for later use, such as in an art project. It may be a mechanical part, a shard of pottery or glass, a plastic doohickey, a toy (or piece of one), a bit of decorative stuff, a button - just about anything. Usually overlooked as “trash” by most, a nernie collector would see its potential and snatch it up with glee.

Bob has put together an impressive nernie collection over the years which takes up an entire room in his home.

by Ghostwagon June 20, 2025