by Rick October 15, 2003
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Person: Hey have you heared Illmatic?
Nerd: No, rap is stupid and all it's about is guns and bling. I listen to nerdcore.
Nerd: No, rap is stupid and all it's about is guns and bling. I listen to nerdcore.
by supaDISC August 31, 2007
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form of music usually created by inebriated chubby white guys at parties consisting of rapping over an instrumental track of something potentially ironic. the performer is usually operating under the idea that the more recockulous the performances the more likely he is going to get laid that night. Nostalgic references are usually encouraged, paula abdul t shirt optional
Ignoring all the sighs of reluctance from the party at Joe's loft in Chinatown, Pete was so intent on impressing Molly that he launched into his favorite nerdcore opening freestyle lyric- "My name is P to the ETE, You have got some damn sexy feet. I live in the L E S, I grew up playing N E S, Your mom's is fly it makes me wanna cry..." blah blah blah. he went home alone and rubbed one out.
by werdemup October 30, 2007
Get the nerdcore mug.1. Nerdcore is what happens to rap music or hip hop if nerds take it over with semi-professional production values.
2. The topics are always far into the nerd/geek scale, but usually presented in such an awkward way that even the geeks will refuse to watch it.
Example: Large Hadron Rap or MC Frontalot on youtube.
Every few years, on various geeky/nerdy/interweb shows, they laugh about this new nerdcore song, and it's 'actually good!' -- But it's not. It's so ghey that you actually want to punch yourself in the face for being tricked into watching it.
2. The topics are always far into the nerd/geek scale, but usually presented in such an awkward way that even the geeks will refuse to watch it.
Example: Large Hadron Rap or MC Frontalot on youtube.
Every few years, on various geeky/nerdy/interweb shows, they laugh about this new nerdcore song, and it's 'actually good!' -- But it's not. It's so ghey that you actually want to punch yourself in the face for being tricked into watching it.
Nerd: Check out this new rap video. It's so cool!
Friend: WTF is this?
Nerd: It's the latest nerdcore song, the Large Hadron Rap.
Friend: You fuckin' tard, this is the gheyest thing I've seen all week. *Punches nerd in the back of the head*
Friend: WTF is this?
Nerd: It's the latest nerdcore song, the Large Hadron Rap.
Friend: You fuckin' tard, this is the gheyest thing I've seen all week. *Punches nerd in the back of the head*
by Dr Nerfcore February 5, 2010
Get the Nerdcore mug.1) Doing nerdy/brainy activities, such as calculus or Newtonian mechanics, just for fun.
2) Describing sexual activities using scientific jargon as metaphors.
2) Describing sexual activities using scientific jargon as metaphors.
Last night I dreamt of your definite integrals going all over my infinitesimals... I nerdsturbated as soon as I woke up.
"But what if the black hole is spinning at relativistic angular velocities? How would spacetime be defined on the edge of..."
"Dude, stop nerdsturbating! I'm trying to watch porno here."
"But what if the black hole is spinning at relativistic angular velocities? How would spacetime be defined on the edge of..."
"Dude, stop nerdsturbating! I'm trying to watch porno here."
by Prof Peejay January 10, 2014
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