Nerdboner

when one becomes instantly sexually aroused by something nerdy. this includes video game content, anime, cosplay outfits and costumes, and nerdy tattoos.

Neville: Dude, my girlfriend sent me a picture of her in her new costume... when I saw tabbie dressed as sexy Luigi I got such a nerdboner I had to go bust a nutt in the shower

Sam: Thats so fucking Nerdy!!

Neville: I got so turned when I thought about getting me a mario costume and fucking Luigi tabbie...

Sam: What the fuck?! Isn't that kind of gay dude..

by Claytopen October 2, 2011

nerdotronic

a term heavily used in the Aerospace Engineering field describing one who is extremely accomplished technologically and/or scientifically. As a result this person is almost entirely inept in social situations.

I thought it was extremely nerdotronic of him to give me a model airplane on our anniversary.

by ElizabethC July 13, 2006

nerdbone

A highly intelligent, yet often misunderstood, person. Often seen camping out in the hallways near their math professor's office engaged in highly stimulating conversations on esoteric, yet important (they would say), issues dominating the math world.

If upon sighting a nerdbone, one is to proceed with much caution, as any if hint of politeness-- or what one may call friendship--is hinted at, the nerdbone quickly follows with lengthy conversation, usually involving several math, sports, or some irrelevant science references.

Often seen driving Ford Tauruses, lunching on Jack-in-the-box, and at the grocery store with their mom. Highly proficient in nerdbonics.

Tom: Did you see they were coming out with a new Star Wars movie?

Bob: No.

Bill: Did you know, that by the laws defined by Cauchy, et al. laid down in the spectacular book " Scientific Knowledge for the Socially Inept", that laser guns...

Tom: Hey, nerdbone, is that your Taurus being towed?

by nerdbone January 17, 2011

nerdbomber

An urban legend who is believed to sell gypsy blood and unicorn hair. Contrary to popular belief, they do NOT ride unicorns or have pots of gold. Some have heard that they are amazing people, but not enough people have met them for that statement to become factual.

"That nerdbomber just changed my life in a very positive way!"

by Gribbstein October 12, 2009

Nerdbyte

A person who thinks they are on a higher level of intellect then the rest of their friend group in regards to technology.

Ian: hey, wanna play some overwatch?
Shaun: i would love to, but the specs of you're computer are trash
Ian: really? how so?
Shaun: well for starters, your CPU is a AMD CPU so that instantly makes it bad. i know my stuff man, don't question me.
*silence*
Ian: is that all?
Shaun: well, not really. your computer is also... uh... slow..
Ian: dude, you're really being a Nerdbyte right now

by b i g h u g e h April 23, 2018

nerdiot

a smart person who plays dumb.

That girl is such a nerdiot!

by Anonymous55555555 July 10, 2005

nerdbomber

a really retarded person who also happens to be blonde or at least blonde at heart and is like super dumb sometimes! but is also loved a LOT

bekah- do you have a towel?
nikki- (sarcastically)no we dont believe in towels.
bekah- what!? how do you get dry!?
nikki- haha your such a nerdbomber!

by nerdbomber May 8, 2008