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Neighborhood Watch 

A program where people of a neighborhood agree to look out for each other and a sign is erected warning criminals who may come into the area. This program runs on the idea that criminals who aren't deterred by the possibility of being shot, beaten up or arrested are deterred by a stupid sign and some window stickers. Furthermore, these people think they need a sign to tell them to call the police if their neighbors are being home invaded.
The cracked out serial killer will be stopped dead in his tracks by "neighborhood watch" sign on the street

Anyone who trusts their families safety to a neighborhood watch sign and not a real method of protection (IE GUN) is sick

The neighborhood watch program is void of all logic

head neighborhood 

A neighborhood inhabited by many drug addicts.

boy what you doin in dis neighborhood?! 

usually the last thing a white person visiting compton hears before he is either beaten or shot by a group of angry men.
the lesson: watch yo back in compton!

Neighborhood mom 

A woman that not only takes care of her own children, but adopts the kids of everybody else living nearby. Often she is a better parent to the visiting children than their own (neglectful) parents, which is why they prefer to hang out at her house.
Make sure to slow down before you drive past the neighborhood mom's house, there's a lot of kids running around outside there.
Neighborhood mom by pauljs75 October 22, 2011

Nieghborhood 

the improper way to spell neighborhood,used by people who all day sit around making new definitions on urbandictionary.com instead of having a life

used by one who cannot spell words with an I and E next to eachother correctly
"Yo did you see the definition for can you not?"

"Yea, flipping hilarious, the writer spelled neighborhood, nieghborhood."

"Yup, peace im out, in the mood for a jew bagel?"

"Nahhh, i'm tryin to cut back on those, beephair."

"I hear you, I hear you."
Nieghborhood by Jew Bagel January 24, 2006

neighborhood soundbyte 

1. An individual who stands outside their home talking loud enough that everyone in the neighborhood has to hear their conversation. 2. An individual who knowingly rants their opinions and views loud enough for the whole neighborhood to hear.
We were kept up half the night by the neighborhood soundbyte.

The neighborhood soundbyte keeps us abreast of the town gossip, whether we want to hear it or not.

The neighborhood soundbyte is foaming at the mouth again.
neighborhood soundbyte by redPooka February 16, 2012