neep

1.something to say when you can't think of anything
2. An exclamation

Person 1: Can you put your feet behind your head?
Person 2:neep

by CarolineTheImpaler November 12, 2006

neep

See: noob
Dutch variation, mostly used in the gaming scene.

Only a neep like you would have such a bad net.

by aardkonijn January 15, 2005

neep

multi purpose, based on how pronounced

neeeep (in lost voice) i need attention
nnnepp (like a growl) back off!

by em May 7, 2003

pseudo neep

Holy shit, you haven't heard of PSEUDO NEEP?! It's this great cartoon on youtube, i-it's about this guy named Neep. H-he blows up a fucking shop in the first episode. I-it's a fucking great show I love it.

Man 1: "Hey, did you see the new episode of Pseudo Neep"
Man 2: "No, did a new episode come out?"

by Snow Baby Reporter March 25, 2019

Cheap Neep

verb; the act of looking at someone else's screen while playing video games to find their location and take advantage of this knowledge. This often happens in shooter games with split screens or LAN games. (ing) (er)

Kid 1: How did you know I was in the secret spot?
Kid 2: Skills.
Kid 1: Goddamit, you loser, stop cheap neeping.

by Pete and Eric March 4, 2007

teep neep

The act of sex with very small male genetalia where the only person being pleased is the guy. A "harbaughism".

Bob got some teep neep last night. But don't tell his wife Janice.

by Fella123 November 30, 2015

Neeps Day

Created on the 23rd Dec 2013

Neeps day is the nickname given to Christmas eve eve in saskatchewan. Egg nog and spiced rum must be drank for breakfast, and the drinking commences throughout the day,to the point of everyone being hammered by bedtime. Breathalyser game optional. Drinking includes a minimum of 3 L of wine.

Da B'ys are gettin Smashed it's fucking Neeps day

by An English man in Canada December 23, 2013