neal

guy that collects shit and likes to draw cows. He also talks about his money a lot, but knows where he's goin' in life.

Wow Neal, you're drawing a cow again?!
Ok, Neal, we get you like your money...

by cowlover22 February 14, 2017

Neal

The wrong way to spell Neil

It's Neil not Neal

by weebl101 September 20, 2017

Neal

A good looking guy who likes guy.He's meant for guy starts with letter S,Y,P,J or L.Intelligent and good looking,who has a crush on people starts with letter P and J.

Hey Neal!Look at Peter,that's your crush right?

by Jejo Williams July 20, 2016

Neal

A dude that does stupid shit to impress you but secretly is very booksmart. He is also a fun guy to be around and make friends with, also he’s very humorous and can make you laugh with dumb stunts. He is also the type of person that makes classes fun and make fun of his own ethnic groups. He’s probably asian because Neal is a very asian name but is translated to something VERY different in another language. Neal is the type of person to be friends with but never really talk to his “friends” because they might betray him or he might betray them

Neal get over here and entertain us

by Vick Almighty November 3, 2018

Neal

A very crazy person,has low self esteem and is very depressed. We dont know if he is gay or not because he keeps to himself. STAY OUT OF MY ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFT, is his actual saying!

Man:Neal is so cool at playing mindcraft!
You:YEah! but he never plays he is depressed

by 🍌 🎀 𝐿𝒾𝑔𝒶𝓂𝒶𝒳𝒸🌸𝓍 November 13, 2019

Neal

When someone is so horny they start simping and doing unimaginable things to get the attention of the one they are simping for

1: Yo man Elizabeth Olsen is so hot she is mommy material

2: Stop being a Neal

by Nealblue September 6, 2021

Neal

Gets mocked by his dear sister and gets slapped by everyone he has a destiny to be with his destiny and he is not that good at school
CARPOOL BESTAYZ FOREVER

Neal is not nice

by ur_corgi_lover_here February 8, 2022