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Neal

In many countries, this means 'Feces'.
"Man, I really need to go to the bathroom - I have a 'Neal' poking!"
by Elisa F. August 24, 2006
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Neal

Neal has to get on his/her knees to keep his/her job. I cannot tell you what she/he will then do because she/he will do anything
by derlin December 27, 2007
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Neal

To borrow something from someone and refuse to return it even if they know you have it. You can even send the original owner a photo of you with the item. Sometimes it can even turn into a game.
Person 1. Where did you get this cool skateboard?

Person 2. Oh I nealed it from that idiot David down the street. I am constantly nealing things from people. Haha.
by Mutat October 27, 2015
mugGet the Nealmug.

Neal

A nigga with a huge dick if he's black he have big muscles and nice hair he often smells good and is very smart we neal is young he will be shorter then most of his friends but that will change when he gets around 15 years old
Neal da realist nigga ever follow me on Instagram at nailer_nsc
by ABLACKIDIOT April 21, 2018
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Neal

Small penis. Quite good in business. But ultimately just a tiny penis.
Is that a mangina or just a Neal?
by Circleoftruth February 19, 2018
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Neal

Someone that has no friends,depends on his parents to stand up for him, can't do anything for him self.Thinks everyone likes him and has no clue that he sucks as a human being.Talks about everyone else because he feels shitty about himself-Sad waste of life!
Person 1; I need some gas for my car! Can I borrow

$10.00?

Person 2; Quit being a "Neal" and get a job!

Person 1; Noone ever helps me out!!

Person 2; Thats because you have no friends, and besides

you're a "Neal"!
by Not Neal's Mama December 29, 2009
mugGet the Nealmug.

Laura Neal

a.) A homophobic slur.

b.) A term used to describe a woman obsessed with Christian iconography, who tries to hard to be edgy and cool.
"Did you hear? Adam got kicked out when he came out to his mom"
"Oh wow, I didn't realize his mom was a Laura Neal"

"I'm writing a screenplay and it's groundbreaking"
"Nice! What's it about?"
"MILF going through a lesbian phase, who gets baptized in the filthy water of Thames."
"That's so Laura Neal of you!"
by Sylviana Morel April 11, 2022
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