nature valley granola bar

a crumbly ass granola bar that clearly represents how messy my fucking life is

on a scale from 1 to nature valley granola bar how much of a mess is your life?
nature valley granola bar bro

by maddy_braps July 8, 2016

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Force of Nature

Taking a bowel movement.

Man I was so constipated I wish I could have a force of nature.

by Nodnarb1 August 30, 2020

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When you watch as many Pornhub videos during november as you possibly can so Pornhub can plant trees. This is sometimes done instead of No Nut November. (Pornhub plants one tree per 100 videos watched.)

Guy 1: Dude I just planted 100 trees last november
Guy 2: dude how'd you pay for that?
Guy 1: I just watched some porn for Nature Nut November!

by MazeZZZ September 2, 2019

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Nature's call

noun A term used to define, in a G-Rated dialect, the urge to take a massive dump.

1. Jimmy: You don't look so good. What's the rush?
Timmy: I have to answer nature's call!

2. Kimmy: Hey, what's up?
Bimmy: One moment, nature calls.

by cool guy with cool shoes June 8, 2015

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nature deficit disorder

nature deficit disorder is an actual disease people get when they don't interact with nature. It is getting quite common because people aren't leaving their concrete lives.

The cure for N.D.D. or nature deficit disorder, is to take a walk through the forest or along the beach without listening to your iPod, texting, or browsing fbook, instead listen to the waves or smell that lovely tree scent.

A lot of children with nature deficit disorder are getting mental problems. Seriously just go to the nearest forest asap.

by ntorianne September 25, 2010

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