neuticals

A pair of bollocks, or testicles, that are in fact fake. Kinda like what Barbie's lover, Ken, has.

Did you hear? Lee Blackburn, aged 17, of Fleetwood in England was involved in a horrible accident. He got his balls trapped in his boyfriend's ringpiece and had to have them amputated, he's now got NEUTICALS!!! AAAHHAah hah hahaha!!!

by King Ralph of Macedonia (JayC) May 8, 2003

nautical terms

Profane words normally associated with sailor talk.

Everything was fine until the argument became heated and nautical terms started flying.

by Wlodzimierz Brzeczyszykiewicz April 18, 2020

Nautical

cool, super cool. also known as "Nauts"

that ride is nautical

by lulu1994 February 20, 2011

nautical nutsack

A seaworthy nutsack.

A nutsack of nautical proportions

Jim: did you see bill?. Dave: yeah he's a great captain, he must have one hell of a nautical nutsack

by billy togadero January 11, 2009

Rasticals

Noun: To have Testical hair so long it can be braided and made into dreadlocks on a drunken or stoned spring break trip to Jamaica.

Nice Rasticals bro....how much did you smoke last nigh?

by gypsymob January 20, 2011

Nautical

Referring to anything cool/amazing/epic/majestic/mind-blowing. Used as a phrase, which can be shortened (as words like totally has been shortened to 'totes' or adorable to 'adorbs'), into "nautz" or "naughty".

-The new word for cool. Everybody says it.

Bob: "Hey, that movie was so cool."
Andrew: "I know? It was so nautical."

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Natalie: "That was so nautz."
Christina: "I know, it was so cool."

by Razia'sShadow February 20, 2011

Nautical Munched

Something you say when you get your ass kicked by a robot. Usually used when playing Armored Core.

"Dude, I just got Nautical Munched......man that sucks...."

by Mr. Squang August 7, 2009