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Narwhal

A Unicorn is a common swinging term used in the community to refer to a single female interested in meeting other couples. Described as such due to the rarity of finding said females.

However, a Narwhal is the lesbian version of this. A Narwhal is an unattached female "third" happy to join an existing female couple for extracurricular activities. Narwhals are real, but rare and are the unicorn of the sea.
"My wife and I hooked up with a Narwhal last week! It was super hot."
by NarwhalLover November 21, 2021
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San Francisco Narwhal

A chonky seal with a syringe in it’s head
Friend 1: Yo I was sticking syringes in my seal’s head
Friend 2: Wow you really were making a San Francisco Narwhal
by Biglad412 March 5, 2022
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Narhan

Someone who makes me drop my uwus
Hey Narhan”
by Defenderofjustice January 24, 2019
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Narwhal

A horned whale type creature that when you tend to tell people about it the first thing they think is 'Could you have sex with it?'
"DUDE ITS A FREAKING NARWHAL!"

"A what?"

"A horned whale."

"You ever you know...?"

"No, what?"

"Tap that?"

"Dude thats just wrong"
by DisasterLindsey May 25, 2009
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When does the narwhal bacon?

It is a sentence used to identify users on a popular blogging site. The proper response would be: At midnight.
You: When does the narwhal bacon?

Jim: At midnight
by Jcoolnades October 18, 2011
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Narwhal

When a guy straps a dildo around his head and pleasures a girl with it while moaning "NAAAR".
I narwhalled her so hard last night.
by Dodgefathers696969 November 15, 2013
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Narwhism

a religion that accepts anything and everything. They believe in what actually exists and is neutral about pretty much everything. Their full name is "the cult of the flying narwhal". they go by narwhism for short. The narwhal itself is a mascot and is not worshipped. Made as a joke but decided to go along with it.
Narwhism is a very small religion that is quite unknown. Currently only 2 members
by Fawdz is Here September 17, 2013
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