Crusty Nagasaki

When a man or transvestite holds their erect penis 1-3 inches from the eye of the sleeping victim. The cock is masturbated until ready to explode, the victim is then woken up by a loud yell or titty twister. At this point the penis unleashes its gooey white load into the victims eye and the victim is promptly knocked out again via a solid donkey punch by a sidekick. A short while later the victim will wake up to realize that they can no longer open one of their eyes as the man gravy has become quite crusty, much to their dismay. To greater effect two cocks can be used to ensure full blindness.

"I totally Crusty Nagasaki'd T.J on Friday night, he was being a douche so he deserved it. Watching him run around half blind afterwards was priceless"

by C Nuts April 19, 2008

Nagasago

A utterance indicating a state of drunkenness where memories begin to fail forming properly; May also result in the thieving of food items.

Chris: Is that your fifth pineapple vodka?
Rachel: NAGASAGO

by x014014 September 20, 2011

Nagasake Bomb

1. A mix drink consisting of 1.5 ounces of beer in a shot glass dropped from a height of no less than 6 inches into a glass of 8 ounces of sake.

Tom: Hey, what do you think of your Nagasake Bomb?

Daisuke: It's as delicious as it is offensive!

by Enora Gay June 17, 2010

Soup Nagasaki

Take one can of Campbell's tomato soup. Put it in an oven at 500 degrees and get the hell out of there

I was invited to a party at my ex-girlfriends so I brought some Soup Nagasaki

by ka-f'n-boom May 3, 2008

Nagasaki Teabag

The act of dipping ones scrotum into a mouth filled with pop rocks.

Man: "incoming, here comes the Nagasaki Teabag!!"
(the reciever fills mouth with Pop Rocks and tilts head back to accept the Bomb. The man laughs as his scrotum plummets towards the exploding cavern.)

by Chastity Tiraminsu July 2, 2008

Nagasaki tan

A sunbed induced glow of such ferocity that it appears that one was present at the detonation of an atom bomb, e.g. one sported by Judith Chalmers, Des O'Conner, Jodie Marsh.

by Chechevitsa November 8, 2003

Nagad

Amazing girl and a beautiful girl. A really nice girl and an amazing kisser.

Girl-u wanna go out?
Boy-no I only have eyes for nagad

by Ilovenagad December 18, 2016