Maphobia

A bullshit label for pedophiles to give you when you expose them for being literal child-fuckers.

Human: "Ew, a pedophile! Burn it!"
Pedophile: "Hey, stop being maphobic!"
Human: "You think this is maphobic? I'll show you "maphobia", you fucking nonce."

by LuuucyCN19 January 25, 2019

mephobia

Mephobia is the fear of yourself becoming too awesome for the wold that it can't even handle it anymore and eventually explodes or seeces to exist because of you're strength , power and coolness

oh no doctor I think I have mephobia because I cannot handle being this spectacular

by BOTHAMCS CLAN (KEWL GORLS) May 10, 2020

Mephobia

Fear of becoming so awesome that the human race can't handle it and everybody dies.

Why isn't Cole more awesome?
He's obviously suffering from mephobia.

by TheRower May 8, 2011

mephobia

The fear of becoming so awesome that the human race can't handle it and everyone dies.

...Ahhh.... I see... Well it would seem that you have a common ailment called mephobia

by TheBrittwith2tits April 28, 2011

mophobia

Fear of being cursed by a black man.

Arthur came down with a severe case of mophobia after knocking over that Brother's 40 at the domino game.

by Apuhl M'Diq Oud January 22, 2009

Micaphobia

The fear of not being gay for mica

Sam : *sends noods but not interested in being gay for mica*

Mica : I CALL IT MICAPHOBIA YPU MICAPHOBIC BKTCG

by Valeriusly February 15, 2020

mayophobia

it is the fear of mayonnaise

OH NO I HAVE MAYOPHOBIA

by ahyes June 22, 2020