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My Friend Josh 

Says hes not gay but he is
Me: You're gay

My Friend Josh: I'm not!
My Friend Josh by Baconracetrack December 10, 2021

my friend Cesar Torres 

A popular joke within The Mandela Catalogue fandom

its just my friend Cesar Torres
"I feel like Cesar would be my freind, My friend Cesar Torres"- somebody on twitter I forgot who

my friend from colorado 

marijuana with an abnormally large concentration of thc of the active ingredient thc. aka "the dankness"
"hey charlie, do you want to go hang out with my friend from colorado after class?"
"i don't know, justin, is he chill?"
"he's the chill-illest."
"oh hell yeah!"

translation:
"hey charlie, do you want to smoke some of my marijuana after class?"
"Sure is it good?"
"it's the dankness, yo"
"oh hell yeah!"

My friend Dean 

My friend Dean is a weird ass dude. He is known as Fajita man and he puts his shirt over his head and he just screams. He's very flamboyant but he needs everyone to know he is straight & has a big dick & DOES NOT MASTURBATE. But gurl...Anyway, he can be an ass sometimes but he's still dank
Me: My friend dean is fucking insane
Literally anyone in my class: Tru gurl

My friend named justin 

ᵐʸ friend
ʰᵉʳᵉ ʲᵘˢᵗⁱⁿ
ʰᵉˢ already taken ᵃⁿᵈ hes
ᶜʳᵃᶜᵏᵉᵈ ᵃᵗ
ᶠᵒʳᵗⁿⁱᵗᵉ my guy Uhhh 😩🥶🥶🥵🥵
I just had a good night sleep with my friend named Justin
My friend named justin by PHROGS January 28, 2021

My friend johnpaul 

My dumbass freind who won't give me a ghast tear because he had to "work for it" even though he has like 40.
"Hey my friend johnpaul can I have a ghast tear?"
"No you have to work for it"
"Wdym I have to work for it it practically costs you nothing"
"Idc you will feel better about getting it"
"Don't be a dick johnpaul"