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2: what a terrible world we live in.
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there's so much stress in my life, so i need to smoke 

phrase beginning smokers say to their parents (and rarely, children, spouses, or siblings, and very rarely, grandchildren) when they are told it's unhealthy for them and such people tell them not to continue
Mother: "You've been smoking, haven't you? I can smell it on your clothes even when you tried to cover it up."
Daughter (angry and embarassed): "Mother! There's so much stress in my life, so I need to smoke, okay?! Daddy keeps putting on that shitty rap channel and it stresses me out, so smoking will calm it down".
Mother: "Watch your mouth there, young lady. Don't let that bother you. He's just teasing you and you know it. And, you won't smoke anymore or he'll hear about it".
Daughter: "I won't smoke at home, okay? I'll just do it outside the home, and I'll cover it up when I'm done. No one here will suspect a thing."
Mother: "You won't do it anywhere! You're done with it now!"

I ate my dog’s shit and I liked it 

ok
i ate my dog’s shit and I liked it
it’s hairy

I Think My Mind Has Made It's Mind Up

when your mind makes it's mind up
Hey I think my mind has made it's mind up

I hate Xiujuan i am your senior who loves going to school back. My age is 24 or 25 years old. That’s all. 

I hate Xiujuan i am your senior who loves going to school back. My age is 24 or 25 years old. That’s all.
I hate Xiujuan i am your senior who loves going to school back. My age is 24 or 25 years old. That’s all.

I missed the part where that's my problem 

Something you say to someone when they have mentioned something you don't give a fuck about or isn't relevant.
Person1: Hey man, I was sick yesterday.
Person2: I missed the part where that's my problem.

Student: I was late because I missed the bus..
Teacher: I missed the part where that's my problem.

Okay, that’s all the time I’ve got. I got to get back to playing Animal Crossing New Leaf on my Nintendo 3DS. 

The nicest way to respond to a sext
Girl: Wanna have some FUN?? 😫💦🍆😣
Person: Okay, that’s all the time I’ve got. I got to get back to playing Animal Crossing New Leaf on my Nintendo 3DS.