Dikembe Mutombo

When a guy wags his fingers back and forth rapidly against a girl's clitoris, reminiscent of the NBA Blocking King Dikembe Mutombo's stapled gesture used after blocking an opponents’ shot.

As she was bent over, the guy "Dikembe Mutombo'ed" her clitoris from behind and the girl immediately reached full climax.

by The Nutter September 4, 2006

The Dikembe Mutombo

Named after the NBA player.

Covering you penis with smuckers chocolate magic shell and letting it harden. Then make your girl give you a blow job and tell her to bite through the shell. When she attempts to do this smack her in the face and wag you pointer finger from side to side as Dikembe Mutombo does when blocking a shot in basketball.

Dude I totally ran out of codoms yesterday but my bro Montana from publix hooked me up with some chocolate magic shell and i did The Dikembe Mutombo to Kenny Soler's mom.

by George Clooney is ballin July 12, 2009

mutombo

Huge shlong

you want the mutombo?

by jshyyy May 24, 2021

Muttonhead

Refering to someone who is stupid or clueless, General idiot hated by the population

Makenzie: Im such a fast race car driver!
Jake and Cody: Gosh she is a muttonhead.

by Chode22 June 6, 2009

Mutton Bust

To make the "Bahh" noise typical of a sheep while you are achieving an orgasm.

"I mutton busted all over her face last night. She had no idea why I was 'bahhing' but she didn't seem to care."

by Anthony Pantsonme February 4, 2010

mutoid

A person with such physical deformities that it is shocking to society. The elephant man would be considered a mutoid. Mutoids are often employed at Goodwill's for pennies on the dollar. Mutoids can sometimes be seen walking the streets aimlessly. Gender can be questionable.

Wow, did you see that mutoid that just walked by? It had eight fingers on one hand and a forehead that looked like a drive-in theater.

by WishingWellJulie September 22, 2016

Mutmo

A mutmo is something you don’t wanna be called

Why are you being such a mutmo

by Kendal.2k20 May 18, 2020