Murf

Murf is a slang for saying someone or something has herpes of the butthole region.

“Damn that girl I slept with last night had murf bruh”
“Bruh I would but you know she has Murf right?”

by Blakiepoo December 12, 2018

murfed

to be winning, and or beating the shit outta some one or thing

TOSH-DAMNNNNN...we got murfed on in the game last night!
Randi-FERRRRR-SHEEEEEEE-ZEEEEEEEE

by JAAMALL May 5, 2006

murf

Someone whom is hung like a donkey and can fuck all night long.

Wow, I wish I were like Murf.

by Julie January 14, 2004

murf

For all those people who don't know what murf means, it means anything you want it to mean.

"have a murfing awesome day"

"holy murf"

by licklimpydown June 4, 2013

Murf

VERB- To sit around and vegitate... so do absolutly nothing and allow yourself to go completely brain dead for a few hours. This activity is usually taking place on a couch or bed while marinating in the same comfy clothes youve probly been wearing for days.

I cant wait till Sunday so I can just murf on my couch all day...

Dude i haven't moved in 6 hours... murf status over here.

by murfmaster February 21, 2010

murf

A "furry" word used within the fandom to represent an excamatory or in a verbal sence, much in the same way the F word is.

Aww murf! Murf? Murf you! etc

by Zorro teh fox September 16, 2004

Murf

The way someone talks when they are too drunk to form real words or complete sentences.

Karen: "Did you talk to Joe last night?"
Heather: "I tried, but I don't think he could understand what I was saying. I murfed."

by Kellieeeeeee September 11, 2009