muppet

someone who acts like a right twat

you stupid muppet

by marie August 29, 2003

muppet

General name given to a large cast of bizarre comedy puppets created by the late Jim Henson. While many performed on "The Muppet Show" (and numerous movies and spin-offs) others appeared on the children's television series "Sesame Street."

Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy are muppets.

by Blackmac October 31, 2003

Muppets

A species which entertains people despite having a human hand lodged up their ass.

Famous Muppets such as Kermit and Gonzo are more interesting than the reality shows on my T.V.

by Dupa December 10, 2003

Muppet

an affectionate term for someone who's a bit stupid

"aww u dappy muppet"

by alchemy (1/3 of We ARE PsyCHo MuPpets) March 11, 2004

muppet

Mutant Undercover Pinko Puppet Espionage Team. Googly-eyed abominations created in Soviet laboratories to infiltrate and destroy America from the inside out. They disguise themselves as lovable puppets but actually want you to turn against the government. It is a fact that Kermit the Frog's arm-waving is actually a form of hypnotic brain washing that makes children want to burn U.S. flags and do heroin. Some of them live in the ghetto, particularly a slum called "Sesame Street", in which there lives a homosexual couple and a creature that lives in garbage, obviously an attempt to teach kids that homosexuality and living in poverty are OK. Sharing is also a dominant theme, proving that these creatures have strong communist values. The only logical response to these creatures is to burn every single Muppet toy you see.

It's a muppet! It's here to corrupt our children!

by BloodyJesusPizza February 19, 2013

muppet

A tad dumber than the average dickhead.

"You dropped me hotdog, you bleedin' muppet!"

by Parz July 26, 2006

Muppet

A Stupid person which has nothing better to do

''what are you doin you muppet!''

by sweet jesus May 15, 2006