munter magnet

someone who always seems to have munters/ugly people after them all the time.

Person1: ohh, ive got this REALLY fit girl after me, its brilliant.
Person2: Lucky you, ive got ANOTHER munter after me. -__-
Person1: HAHAHAHA, YOURE A MUNTER MAGNET

by Boral :) February 6, 2010

Munter Shunter

A male who has sex with unattractive females. Usually to boost his own low self-esteem or hide the possibility that he may be homosexual

David only sleeps with ugly girls, he's a munter shunter

by Phil.W August 30, 2012

muntersaurous rex

A noun for someone that is ugly

That girl over there is a muntersaurous Rex

by George_vr_08 October 29, 2018

munger

a person who has committed the act of mung, the only thing worse than genocide.

Person A: I swear to god, Rachel has dark a secret
Person B: You think she's a munger?
Person A: Nah it can't be that bad, she probably just throws orphans into a dumpster fire for fun
Person B: That is more probable

by xxXPuppy_3aterXxx69 July 12, 2021

The Munternet

A dating site used only for munters. Only ugly people may apply for sites like this. Popular Munternet sites include

My Munter Space

Munter Face Book

Munter Bebo

Munter Online

Munter Cams

Munternet is not recomended for anyone over the rating of 5 on the sexual scale

Hey Dave!, you tried online dating yet?

Nah Mike, The internet? The Munternet more like, all the fit ones are lesbains and the rest are peices of shit

Fair do's mate, It'l be reet in the morning

by Hamie Jouse May 18, 2008

muntered

Inebriated, intoxicated or otherwise chemically inconvenienced. Often associated with the consumption of Ecstasy/MDMA, moreso in combination with other intoxicants

"Last night? Can't remember a thing. I was totally muntered!"

by Hamst0r August 6, 2003

MUNer

Someone who frequently participates in or attends Model UN conferences as a delegate, an organizer, a staff member, or a faculty advisor. Can be applied to an individual that used to be very active in Model UN but now only drops by during conferences or hangs with fellows that are still active.

All those MUNers must really enjoy that conference or they wouldn´t keep coming back each year.

Only a MUNer would be weird enough to know Kofi Annan´s middle name.

by Quirozom November 30, 2006