MUMMY

YOUR HOT MILF IN MY BED

YOUR MUMMY IS GAE FOR ME

by YOURMUMTOES April 13, 2022

Mummy

Mummy is your mothers mother it’s The gypsy word for grandma

Mummy I love you
Mummy: lol

by Mummyrita January 27, 2022

The Mummy

When a guy shoots a magnificent load all over a girls body and waits till she falls asleep to blot the area with tissues. When the girl awakes she will be wrapped in tissues resembling a mummy.

"After 2 weeks of not shooting my load I decided to go out and stalk and fuck. I found some dummy, took her home, and performed the mummy."

by Ma-Manda October 29, 2011

Mummy

After receiving oral sex, a man ejaculates in the eye of the person giving fellatio, then that person has to walk like a mummy to find their bus fare.

After I gave that bitch a mummy, she was stumblin' all the way to the door!

by BBT0101 April 2, 2008

Mummy

A passive aggressive twit who complains rather than engaging their problem with an active solution.

OOC Mummy: 'Wow two freeps just killed a solo spider, they should delete'

by Xauron December 19, 2010

Mummie

an encased small piece of poop wrapped with toilet paper lint.

"Dude I was having sex with this chick and her ass was full of mummies."

"He was picking mummies out of his butt."

by Rod M. February 19, 2008

Mummy

beautiful

Mummy is a beautiful women, she makes the best pancakes - and full english’s - this implies that mummy is the best

by Mum124 December 1, 2018