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mufti

Noun - singular and plural

Australian slang denoting any of several small and irritating breeds of dog such as the Pekingese, Shiatsu, and various long haired Miniature Terriers. Generally, the term mufti can be applied to any such animal that can be converted for use as a mop by the deft insertion of a hockey stick. Mufti are typically owned by middle aged women and have names like Mitzi, Muffy, Floppsy etc.
If that bloody mufti bites my ankle again I swear I'll drop-kick it into a gum tree!
by Captain Grog July 22, 2009
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multigrain muffin top

origionated from the phrase "muffin top", "multigrain muffin top" describes a person that not only wears pants that are obviously too tight, but wears a whole outfit too tight.

-wearing boots that have excess fat bulging from the top
-tee top shirts where the bulge can be seen protruding from the arm holes (usually added is the outline of rolls in front)
-pants that bulge above the waist band
-shorts that leave a bulg of fat squeezed out of the top and bottom
-braceletes, wristbands, or stylish gloves that are too tight

by succeeding in two, or all of the above, you have acheived multigrain muffin top
that chick's not only rocking the muffin top, but its a multigrain muffin top
by renerawr March 4, 2010
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Mufti

A Irish/scouse coloquialism refering to one's nose.
1.Tom: Here vicky i've got an itchy mufti!
Vicky: O dear that means you're going to get into a fight!
Tom: Well as long as i don't end up with a broken mufti...

2. Kat: I bunked the queue so that i could buy that curly wurly before that fat boy. Do you think hes annoyed?
Sam: Yes i think you put his mufti out of joint.
by Tomtom kelvinwhore December 16, 2008
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muftiness

It is a word created by honreable amimzo of the cs world , this word means "good" actually more along the lines of SUPER GOOD =D
Aminzo says : Adz is bare muftiness.
by Adelio December 28, 2005
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muffiger

1. The roll of fat that develops on the hips of a momma bear after two or three birthings, usually most visible in may.

2. The smelly patch of hair on a man's gooch.
Tim: Damn there's John he's such a fucking muffiger!
by Ilya69 March 28, 2008
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mufti

A hairpiece for ladies to wear over / instead of pubic hair. Usually done in novelty shapes and colours. Can also be pubic hair trimmed in novelty styles
by Fylar June 29, 2006
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multigroupular

the awesome ability to chill with multiple scocial groups
tony-"waoh i never knew anne hung out with the emos"
jake-" yeah man she hangs out with everybody... she so multigroupular!"
by anne!!! January 3, 2008
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