mufflebuffin

The confusion of a less than intelligent female. Possibly often related to hair colour and naivity

Hey dude, did you see that girl? She was totally mufflebuffin.

Oi, watch me mufflebuff that hot girl over there.

She was totally mufflebuffed

She was a total mufflebuff (noun)

by Amazing Mike March 16, 2008

Hufflepuffer

A person who is in the house of Hufflepuff, from the school of Hogwarts in Harry Potter. A Hufflepuffer is usually kind, loyal, outgoing, and popular. If you have a Hufflepuffer as a friend, you should feel lucky. They will stick with you for life. If you’re a Hufflepuffer yourself, be proud! Hufflepuffers are the kindest of all the Hogwarts houses.

Person 1: Man, that girl over there is so sweet!
Person 2: Yup, she’s a Hufflepuffer!

by kk_grace November 27, 2018

hufflepuff

One of the four houses at Hogwarts, though nobody really knows exactly what they are. Yet most of them are believed to be good finders.

Dumbledore: Basically, I've been putting anybody who looks like a good guy into Gryffindor. Anybody who looks like a bad guy into Slytherin. And the other two can just go wherever they want. I don't care
Cedric (stands up): Hufflepuffs are particually good finders!
Dumbledore: What the hell is a Hufflepuff?

by totally awesome wizard! January 22, 2011

muffleduff

When a female lands on her vagina hard thus "duffing" it up

Dude did you see that girl do a mis-vault?, it was a right muffleduff

by Liam Mason February 4, 2008

Muffle Puff

When a girl with a hairy vagina sits on her mans face to shut him up and then farts.

My wife gave my a muffle puff last night because I wouldn’t shut up about Brady leaving the Pats

by ZER0D4RK June 19, 2020

Hufflepuff

...what the hell is that?

All we know is that they're good finders... sorta.

Cedric: Hufflepuffs are especially good finders!
Dumbledore: ...what the hell is a Hufflepuff?

or

Dumbledore: I put all of the good guys in Gryffindor, the bad guys in Slytherin, and everyone else goes to Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff.

by Split Ends August 12, 2009

Hufflepuff

An underated Hogwarts house, Lots of people look down on it. As a Gryffindor, I don't really get it. Maybe because of this, So, basically, all the founders of Hogwarts decided to give the Sorting Hat specifications on what types of students they wanted in their house.

Godric Gryffindor wanted brave students,
Roweena Ravennclaw wanted Intelligent students,
Salazar Slytherin wanted cunning students,
And Helga Hufflepuff wanted the ones that didn't fit any of the other categories.
So, people think that they're the leftovers...
Well, Hufflepuffs are still awesome!

Person 1: "Hey!!!"
Person 2: "Hey!!!"
Person 2: "What house are you in?"
Person 1: "Hufflepuff!"
Person 2: "Ewwwwwwwww"
Person 2: "I'm slytherin! Not a dumb Hufflepuff!"
Person 1: ";-;"

by CinnamonRollEliza August 25, 2018