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Muffdiver

A muffdiver is someone who will go down on a muff.
“I heard Brandon went down on Cameron’s muff the other day.”

“I never knew he was a muffdiver.”
by CabbagePinch July 6, 2018
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Muffcake

A very plump vagina.
Friend 1: What'd you do last night?
Friend 2: You mom's muffcake.
Friend 1: Why didn't you invite me?
by Derp McMuff March 21, 2015
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muffdoctor

Muffdoctor refers to a muff specialist, meaning the good muff doctor takes a look down there and gives the muff owner a diagnosis
I'm a Muffdoctor and I'm going to have a look down there at your muff to see what the problem is. oh! you have herpes!
by EHG May 24, 2008
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muffmangler

muffmangler is when you nail a chick SO hard it fucks her muff up (mangled)
person1:

dude, i was banging this chick so hard last night she cant walk.

person 2:

you fucking muffmangler!
by mrskag April 3, 2007
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Muffragette

A modern take on the suffragette.

A muffragette is a lady who prefers to go au naturale and grow out her pubic hair (despite the current trend to remove it).

Muff in Britain is common slang for a woman's lady garden, thus, the Muffragette is a cultivator of her muff.

She is proud, unconventional and daring.

The term originates from the janyouhairy brigade. They used the term to define those who take part in Janyouhairy, which is the month long charity event where women cease all hair removal for the month of January.

The event is intended as a fun, feminist statement, but also raises money for Ovarian Cancer research through sponsorship.
"Hey, is that chick French or something"?

"Why dude?"

"Because she has strangely captivating hairy pits and a lovely lady garden to boot"

"Oh, no, she's just a Muffragette. She has no time for tedious waxing, it must be janyouhairy"
by Jinki Fly January 9, 2013
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Muffcake

A delicious type of food that is both a muffin and cake
I'm going to eat my muffin and cake hear take this, this is easier. HOLY SHIT IS THAT A MUFFCAKE!!!
by Bojo man May 28, 2015
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mufidah

A beautiful and intelligent young woman who gets what she wants when she wants, and won't take no for an answer. She's a strong and capable woman, with a elegant outside and intelligent inside and that makes many people want her, of all genders! She keeps a small close circle, so if you end up in it don't mess it up! She always keeps it real and she doesn't play around! She may seem all nice and cute on the outside, but inside she's a straight savage and will knock anyones head off that comes at her wrong!
How does Mufidah always look so good! there hasn't been one day she walked by and I didn't didn't just think damnn!
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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