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Mueller

Verb. Performing a task in a lazy, cowardly, half-assed manner. Typically the result of sloth, incompetence, trembling fear or approaching senile dementia.
He really muellered his final research paper and received a grade of D-.
by Big Eye in the Sky November 18, 2019
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Muellered

Verb - to mess up in life, a disappointment, trouble
Dude, I just got Muellered when he gave my change back! Loaned him $150 only paid back $41, totally Muellered!
by RealOGgrandma78 December 21, 2020
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FADE MUELLER

When a male or female does not ride Mueller's picks as they want to maintain their net worth
Fat Frish didn't want to loose his car or money so he decided to FADE MUELLER
by shteven lush February 4, 2020
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Andrew Mueller

A leader among peasents, a deity upon mortals, a Mueller among civilians. Andrew Mueller is a half cyber half flesh being. He wields an ubsurdly large battle axe in battle. Andrew (Milk Man) Mueller. Crazy skater, made Tony Hawk cry. Cuts wood and starts fires on a daily. Whenever Andrew Mueller thinks of an Idea a large bomb is set off in a 100 mile radius. Andrew Mueller is the dominant primoridal beast that has been leader for the Muellers since the time of dawn. First real man to ever step foot on the moon. He is the creator of steroyeds. Andrew Mueller is a German-born, London-based fnaf enthusiast and author. He is a 10 time gold medalist winner for fastest time to skin a living hog/boar, and also regularly writes for The Independent, The Independent on Sunday, The Financial.
I feel like Andrew Mueller -ing some hogs right about now...
by TurdPoo December 18, 2021
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[muellering]

Definition "Muellering" misleading, contradictory, vague or ambiguous statements meant to confuse the left wing media in an effort to continue and further the RUSSIAN CONSPIRACY THEORY against TRUMP.
FBI Robert Mueller found Trump not guilty of "Russian Collusion" but was unclear while Muellering about "obstruction of justice."
by QUILL News May 30, 2019
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Brian Mueller

(noun) : the supreme ruler of the grand marketing scheme also known as Grand Canyon University.

the man who builds private schools in shitty areas and calls it a service to the public

the current president of GCU
*playing quiplash on jackbox: question- what is a sexy name to call someone*

Guy #1: Brian Mueller
Guy #2: isn’t he the president of Grand Canyon University
Guy #1: yeah man
Guy #3 *visually starstruck*: Brian Mueller once waved hello to me in passing! he’s such a bro
by insecureitalian October 30, 2021
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Mueller

When having intimate sex and your penis goes flaccid for no reason.
I was having sex with my soon to be wife and I received a Mueller and she broke up with me. Then I proceeded to cry to my friend Salinas.
by Rafael salinas December 13, 2019
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