A short, fat, welfare collecting mexican midget. Often is the care taker of 5 illegitimate children. Seekimlings. They also enjoy killing small animals using their nasty mud infested burritos.
by Slippery Elf June 4, 2004
Get the Mudhut mug.One fat black, ugly mumma of questionable background. Caution should be taken if approaching a suspected Mudcat as consequences can vary and result in greivous bodily harm. When you fuck a mudcat, be sure to tie her hands behind her head prior to intercourse to ensure she doesn't steal your wallet.
"Hey baz I fucked this Mudcat last night that had a head like a kicked in shit tin."
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"I think I lost my wallet again last night Tom"
"Don't tell me you fucked another Mudcat Roger"
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"I think I lost my wallet again last night Tom"
"Don't tell me you fucked another Mudcat Roger"
by Azza-God October 6, 2006
Get the Mudcat mug.wow randall look at that girl over there she is hot. we dont have a chance though she is a mudcat and doesnt like white boys
by john e anderson May 10, 2007
Get the MUDCAT mug.Mudbath is a phenomenon when one shits and pisses their pants at the same time. It was a term coined by TJ Jamieson and Jeffrey Young on Jeffrey's birthday. Since then, this term has been applied to many scenarios.
by goodgamesir February 28, 2009
Get the Mudbath mug.Usually the name is given as a sick joke to unwanted children so that other people can do the bullying for you . The name is so unique that if you ever meet a mudhafar he is the only one with that name you will ever meet. they constantly struggle with their name while creating foreign accounts and ordering from Starbucks to the point where they use a fake name. They will always deny that they hate their name but nobody likes a name that has more syllables than stars in the sky. They even try giving weak excuses like " it means something cool" or " it's an old family name that's been passed down, but we all know they shed a tear every time they see that name on their passports. Since they all usually all come from the same one horse village in the middle of the desert somewhere expect them to be packing more hair than a forest has leaves. A name so weird that when a substitute teacher shows up to teach 10 minutes of class has to be allocated to teach the teacher how to pronounce the name.
have you heard about mr Johnson? He killed him self because he tried to learn how to pronounce mudhafar for 6 hours for the graduation ceremony until he went crazy!
by Jormundor December 10, 2018
Get the Mudhafar mug.:1) To be having such a shitty day that you feel like you're wearing a Five Pound Mud Hat. 2) To be on the receiving end of a tubgirl. 3) To have your head so far up your ass that you're wearing a Five Pound Mud Hat.
And she was all, "you want me to give you a Five Pound Mud Hat?" And I was like, "wtf's a Five Pound Mud Hat?" And then she said, "why don't you look it up on urbandictionary.com ass hole."
by MudHatter June 26, 2010
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